How would you feel/react if a new man said the following about your body after sex?

[honkytonkwoman]

(1) "It's too bushy." Said about easy-to-guess bits, which I had (I thought) trimmed very neatly the evening before.

(2) "Your clitoris is not very easy to find."

(3) "Ooh, your legs are a bit stubbly - you need to Immac." Said, again, while cuddling in the early hours of the morning, and at the very early stages of grow-back - I'd shaved the morning before, less than 24 hours previously.

I want to know how others would respond or react to this, before I say anymore. Thanks.

Oh, I don't know, PP

I'm presuming he has hairy legs and hair elsewhere (equivalent of ladygarden/fanjo)....

I would get rid of him pronto!

Flaccid

I have seen grown men cringe/cower/run from a room at the mere mention of the word.

Write your polite text/letter (I understand your position WRT mutual friends) but slip this word in, in whatever contexts you can manage, as many times as possible and he will probably keep well out of your way but have difficulty retaining his composure when you do come across each other