Bf broke up with me bc I masturbated

[superwoman2326]

My bf and I have been having some arguments and bickering recently. This morning he had a go at me for not doing his laundry saying I only do mine and that I’m very transactional and have trauma from my previous marriage where I’m afraid someone will walk all over me. Hence I refuse to do laundry to prove a point and that no one can take advantage of me.

Anyway we talked it it out and sorted it. He was playing play station and when he went to the toilet for a while I got my womanizer out to relax a little. I told him about it after bc he saw me charging it and he lost the plot, said he’s done here and has gone to sleep in the other room. I didn’t refuse him sex after I got off. I was ready to have sex as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms but he lost the plot and is so mad at me for masturbating?! I read this back and it sounds insane but that is literally what happened.

I feel sad and cannot believe this after 2.5 yrs together. Am I missing something?

No get rid

IN THE BIN WITH HIM

Just watched the episode "And Just Like That". Where the man was disgusted because his partner used a vibrator after sex because he had rolled off after his orgasm. Was so funny watching him stomp off shouting at her.

This sounds like an awful relationship.

PlayStations and getting your womaniser out while your boyfriend in the toilet!

Then he finishes with you 😅

Sorry but you both deserve better
Unless you're still 17...

'He was playing play station..'

Dump him from a great height.

Too late. He's already dumped her!

I mean I think it's a bit odd you thought ah I'll get myself off quickly whilst he's having a poo, Ivan orgasm faster than he can drop and wipe. But if he's dumping you over it, I'd say it's really something else and he's using it as an excuse, consciously or otherwise.

🤣 PlayStations and vibrators in 10 mins. it’s the stuff of dreams

It so is. And they start relatively early in some countries, which might explain a recent rash of dodgy sex-related problem posts peppered with porn-site sounding references. They all end with a question, eg. 'What would you do in my shoes?' or 'Any advice?'

Here for the deletion messsge

Reminds me of a Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer pretends to be female and says ‘I must be having my woman’s period’. Yup no one speaks like that!

Why on earth you would need a quick flick while your OH goes for a poo is beyond me to be honest but at the end of the day it is your prerogative.

The funniest thing to me is that if this was the other way around and a man had a quick hand shandy while his OH was in the toilet he would be vilified on here.

MY MAN DOES NOT MASTERBATE!
I AM ALL HE NEEDS!
The bastard OP! LTB! No respect!

as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms

Haha good one , makes me think of 'not a girl ' Janet.

Come on guys, OP is a regular human female with all them female bits, just like the rest of us.

Haha a relationship to aspire to 😂

as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms

It's glorious, innit?

not that its not true about ability to have multiple orgasms but there is no way a woman would have worded it like that

How old is he? Let him know that toys/vibrators in the bedroom are allies, not enemies!! His got it all wrong bless him.

Yarp. Who even says that...apart from a bloke

Hi OP could you share some of the other features of the female anatomy please?

the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms I mean if you were a man this would be mansplaining?

Why are you telling us all this? We know this.

So funny! How old are you? I'm hoping you say 18 or under.