Bf broke up with me bc I masturbated

[superwoman2326]

My bf and I have been having some arguments and bickering recently. This morning he had a go at me for not doing his laundry saying I only do mine and that I’m very transactional and have trauma from my previous marriage where I’m afraid someone will walk all over me. Hence I refuse to do laundry to prove a point and that no one can take advantage of me.

Anyway we talked it it out and sorted it. He was playing play station and when he went to the toilet for a while I got my womanizer out to relax a little. I told him about it after bc he saw me charging it and he lost the plot, said he’s done here and has gone to sleep in the other room. I didn’t refuse him sex after I got off. I was ready to have sex as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms but he lost the plot and is so mad at me for masturbating?! I read this back and it sounds insane but that is literally what happened.

I feel sad and cannot believe this after 2.5 yrs together. Am I missing something?

guys , I'm not a man

Well that's me convinced! Would you like me to tell you a hilarious story about when (and how and what with) I had a wank, too?

😂😂😂

This thread is bloody hilarious 😂

I can have multiple orgasms and don’t need to wait 20 minutes to get it up again

Erm well done…?

I’m clearly going to have to get my head back in my anatomy books as I must be doing womaning all wrong. Again.

I’m not quite sure what is supposed to be up again after 20 minutes.

I always find on here/online, that when someone posts a thread or post and called women 'females' that it's usually a man.

Nothing to see here. 🤐

Also, who calls their vibo a 'womaniser?'

Ground floor - tomfoolery, shenanigans and sauciness, PlayStation on overdrive, charger in the plug - power up

First floor - the dumping ground, evacuate and cogitate, recharging womanisers and laundry in the room - piling up

Second floor - anatomy, orgasms in multiples, fight ensues and partner flounce to bedroom all a-huff - lying down

First floor - mumsnetters, eyebrows raised and tilts of heads, feeling pulls of plonkers and the swinging of the lead - belief down

Ground floor - more orgasms, feeling of inadequacy, womaning all wrong but very much not arsed, got cake - going down.

That was for you @SoundTheSirens 😘

@ArcaneWireless 😂

Fade

I’m sitting here - a woman of a certain age - feeling a bit sad that I remember ‘Are you being served’ when it first was out.

I’m of an age when I watched it, I thought they thought cats were clearly more funny if you called them a pussy instead. But wondered why only Mrs Slocombe had one.

And womanisers were men that were a bit naughty. And to the best of my knowledge didn’t need plugging in.

Womanisers are sex toys sold by Love Honey. They're very good

They incorporate some form of clitoral suction and vibration to stimulate.
They're not the cheapest, but compared to the typical rabbit or other such toy, they're worth every penny

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/brands/womanizer/?utm_id=go_cmp-15024729019_adg-156553015088_ad-664563342477_kwd-439549658575_dev-m_ext-_prd-_mca-_sig-CjwKCAjwq4imBhBQEiwA9Nx1BiCA8GwAq1CcubBM7liWr1empuh--K0pg2wVupJr7H284-eJiw62gxoCEbcQAvD_BwE&utm_source=google&lh_cpt=brd&gclid=CjwKCAjwq4imBhBQEiwA9Nx1BiCA8GwAq1CcubBM7liWr1empuh--K0pg2wVupJr7H284-eJiw62gxoCEbcQAvD_BwE

😂😂😂Love it! <applauds>

Fantastic 😆😆😆

One problem with the womanizer toy is you need to be able to find your own clit. Mine is tiny so even I fail

Magic Wand all the way.

I’m imagining this being read out in one of those AI voices.

That's a brand name. https://www.womanizer.com/uk/ (NSFW)

You have both lost the plot.

Work together for 'those feelings' otherwise l- what's the point?

Zombie thread

Get rid

Zombie thread def.

Just, before I go, tell fuckface guy with a skirt that's he's not a woman. Biology dealt you a 50/50 and you got persevering knob