Bf broke up with me bc I masturbated

[superwoman2326]

My bf and I have been having some arguments and bickering recently. This morning he had a go at me for not doing his laundry saying I only do mine and that I’m very transactional and have trauma from my previous marriage where I’m afraid someone will walk all over me. Hence I refuse to do laundry to prove a point and that no one can take advantage of me.

Anyway we talked it it out and sorted it. He was playing play station and when he went to the toilet for a while I got my womanizer out to relax a little. I told him about it after bc he saw me charging it and he lost the plot, said he’s done here and has gone to sleep in the other room. I didn’t refuse him sex after I got off. I was ready to have sex as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms but he lost the plot and is so mad at me for masturbating?! I read this back and it sounds insane but that is literally what happened.

I feel sad and cannot believe this after 2.5 yrs together. Am I missing something?

...the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms...

Pray, tell us more fascinating female anatomy facts. You've enthralled me, and I believe I'm not the only one.

"hello fellow females with female anatomy that permits multiple orgasms, which also happen to be the only reason why a female would want sex"

Would you recommend the Womaniser, must try it some day.

Exactly 🙄

Hi ladies

Not sure why you think OP is a man. I mean, they have 'woman' in their username.

So distrusting!

Would anyone like to share stories of the times they masturbated whilst their partner was taking a dump? Just so the OP doesn't feel so alone!

After an argument the last thing I'd want to do is flick my bean 🤷‍♀️
I'd be mad cleaning because that's how I calm down 😂 but a man that doesn't like their lady to masterbate is a very odd man in my opinion 😳.
Happy wife happy life and all that jazz 🤣😂🤣😂

Didn't even notice the username

And no I'm good thanks

Surely makeup sex happens before the vibrator comes out? Or am I doing it wrong?

Are you a kitten or a kitchen. 😄

I'm greedy, so a bit of both.

as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms

The things you learn on t'interweb. I mean who knew 🙄

My female anatomy permits me to eat my body weight in chocolate and cheese.

As I’ve aged, I also find my olfactory receptors allow me to know when something smells off.

I love being a woman.

Yep, as others have said, the weird female anatomy description has given you away. Must try harder!

Sees username superwoman
Description of 'female anatomy'

Honestly even if this is made up it made me 🤣🤣🤣 on the off chance you are for real, 🤣🤣🤣 is all I can think.

I just burst out laughing in the office with a snorty giggle. Cue awkward looks!

This reply has made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Was just about to point to this and say the same. No woman would say this to other women.

🤦‍♀️

Weeping with mirth.

Weeping I tell you.

Loved the hence usage and the implementation of transactional laundry.

The anatomy lesson was a bonus.