Bf broke up with me bc I masturbated

[superwoman2326]

My bf and I have been having some arguments and bickering recently. This morning he had a go at me for not doing his laundry saying I only do mine and that I’m very transactional and have trauma from my previous marriage where I’m afraid someone will walk all over me. Hence I refuse to do laundry to prove a point and that no one can take advantage of me.

Anyway we talked it it out and sorted it. He was playing play station and when he went to the toilet for a while I got my womanizer out to relax a little. I told him about it after bc he saw me charging it and he lost the plot, said he’s done here and has gone to sleep in the other room. I didn’t refuse him sex after I got off. I was ready to have sex as the female anatomy permits multiple orgasms but he lost the plot and is so mad at me for masturbating?! I read this back and it sounds insane but that is literally what happened.

I feel sad and cannot believe this after 2.5 yrs together. Am I missing something?

He's juvenile (PlayStation for fuck’s sake, and he’s threatened by female sexuality) and he laid into you for not washing his skiddy keks?

This particular bag of shit has taken itself out to the bins, how convenient.

Be free.

All that was missing was the term fast and furious being applied to both recreational activities.

Actually snorted out loud at that

BINGO!

Laundry, playstation, masturbation, orgasms

if someone invents a game where a bloke can operate the 'womaniser' using a playstation controller this would be the title!

I would rather do laundry.

Hes done you a favour. What a controlling bellend. Its none of his business whatsoever unless its somehow impacting on him.. You are better off without him.

And now I have Britney stuck in my head

Congratulations.

You have won a packet of Daz and a contraption for retrieving under the bed socks.

Probably.

As a predominantly female forum, let's now all consider ourselves educated.

When are the kids back in school?

It sounds more like a child quoting the man who wrote the school sex education leaflet.

Imagine a man posting ‘I refuse to do my wife’s washing because I won’t be walked all over and whilst she was watching telly, I took myself for a wank to relax.’

Is this a reverse?

The female anatomy also allows us to bleed for seven days every month and not die!

Don't fuck with us wimmin.

I may need a refresher but I’m almost certain we also possess self-combusting ear hair.

oh look, its the summer holidays again.

yawns

Strange that OP hasn't been back.

Sounds better than the boyfriend who neither does laundry (unless his name is DAZ,) or is useful in the bedroom!

This thread has it all!

laundry! Gaming! Wanking! Shitting! Dumping!
I‘m going to struggle not wanting to play with myself now next time my DH has a poo. It will be my Pavlovian response to male bowel movements.

Not strange at all.

They’ve probably gone for round two given that we are anatomically designed to have a few goes at happiness.

That and the charger will have done its magic by now.

Or they could have decided to get cracking on with their chicken nuggets and chips.

Sustenance is important.

I wouldn't feel like having a walk after an argument

Quite.

I’d be angrily matching socks in the utility.

@GEC44

You’ve left your pg autocorrect switched on cherub. I’m assuming it has changed what you originally typed?

Maybe OP was angrily wanking? Maybe that’s a thing?