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Dh had a lapdance. I feel broken

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Rabbithole90 · 24/07/2023 21:49

I always thought I would be ok if he ever did it. Never goaded him doing it whatsoever or encouraged but he's come home from a stag do and spent OUR money on it. £40.

I feel cheated on. I know I've not been. But I can't help how I feel. I'm so upset

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TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:15

Bird0123 · 24/07/2023 23:12

Omg genitals under clothes 🤣

Are you so dumb you don't realise the whole point of a lap dance is for the man's dick to get rubbed and ground on by a naked woman's arse and vulva?
Some of them ejaculate.

Greenshake · 24/07/2023 23:15

@TheoTheopolis23 please, don’t exaggerate parts of my post to suit your argument. Where did I say every member of the audience was having lap dances? I didn’t.

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:16

Ohhh I see you said you thought you wouldn't mind if he did it but now it has happened you do. So he never did know you felt so strongly about it and the discussions was not had.

Northernsouloldies · 24/07/2023 23:16

mushyplease · 24/07/2023 23:12

@Northernsouloldies

Did they exist over 30 years ago. Remember then appearing in droves around 2000.

Anyway, pedantic. Not picking on you but not sure that answered the question. 🙃

Young and stupid ok, that's context. But wwwwhhhhhyyyyy? As in... in the first place - for fun, sexiness, peer pressure, like live porn... just curious, from the horses mouth.

Fair enough I may have been 5yrs out on the date. Two occasions out with mates and under influence of drugs at the time. Even then you could see the women's objective was to earn as much as possible.

crapshootfruit · 24/07/2023 23:16

mushyplease · 24/07/2023 23:12

@Northernsouloldies

Did they exist over 30 years ago. Remember then appearing in droves around 2000.

Anyway, pedantic. Not picking on you but not sure that answered the question. 🙃

Young and stupid ok, that's context. But wwwwhhhhhyyyyy? As in... in the first place - for fun, sexiness, peer pressure, like live porn... just curious, from the horses mouth.

I think they've been around in the backstreets perhaps. Highstreets since the 2000s. Certainly up north.

NoraBattysCurlers · 24/07/2023 23:16

newfriend05 · 24/07/2023 22:21

it's a lap dance .. do
You really want to face single hood for a lap dance 🤦🏻‍♀️ tell him he's stupid .. make him
Feel bad for a while take £50 and buy yourself something ..

Pathetic.

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:17

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:15

Are you so dumb you don't realise the whole point of a lap dance is for the man's dick to get rubbed and ground on by a naked woman's arse and vulva?
Some of them ejaculate.

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That is the funniest thing I ever did hear.....Harriet Olsen.

SOME OF THEM EJACULATE!!

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:17

My partner had what he claimed was a table dance that was included with the price of entry to a strip club on a stag do.

I arranged to go to one of the few male lap dancing clubs in the UK as a result, had a couple of lak dances (one was like a sexual assault, on me).

He agreed that it is not an appropriate thing for people in a relationship to be doing.

Funny how having it done to them focuses their tiny minds so well.

Bird0123 · 24/07/2023 23:18

"Some of them ejaculate"

😂

crapshootfruit · 24/07/2023 23:18

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:13

It wouldn't bother me and my OH knows it wouldn't bother me BUT is has bothered you and your feelings are valid and normal. I am sure he already knew your feelings on it but went ahead a did it anyway or did you discuss it beforehand. If he went against your wishes or did it knowing how strongly you felt..that is completely different.
In fairness I have seen male strippers gyrate and dangle their bits over girls or have them eat bananas out of their jocks at a million 21st's and 40th'ss in my time. Nothing different except someone else paid for it for you.

Gross. I've never seen anything like this on a hen night. Is it like a competitive thing do you think? How wild can you go kind of thing?

sewerrat · 24/07/2023 23:18

did he enjoy it?

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:19

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Blueskies4 · 24/07/2023 23:20

It’s all about personal boundaries isn’t it - if you’d been clear you would be unhappy and he still did, it’s a respect issue and I’d be massively making him sweat. IMO don’t think it’s worth ending a relationship over though if you’re otherwise happy.

If there’s any chance he might have thought you were cool with it, I’d just be clear you’re not for future reference and ask the cheeky bugger to put the £40 (plus interest 😉) back in the jointy!

Merryoldgoat · 24/07/2023 23:21

@crapshootfruit

Me either - I thank god none of the women I’m friends with think a stripper is entertainment.

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:22

sewerrat · 24/07/2023 23:18

did he enjoy it?

Well he's hardly fucking likely to say he did, is he?

Through the mists of male entitlement and total lack of empathy and selfishness, it has apparently penetrated his brain that opnis being "off".

He's not likely to espouse his enjoyment now.

FuckNuggets · 24/07/2023 23:22

PurpleButterflyWings · 24/07/2023 22:51

This. ^ I can't believe the over reaction on here from almost ALL of the posters. Confused Including the OP.

The man had a £40 'lap dance.' I don't see the problem really. The woman giving him this 'lapdance' would not have done much for £40. Wink FFS get a grip everyone!

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So if your husband met some woman in a club and she whipped off her skirt and knickers and gave him a lapdance for free you'd be absolutely fine with it? Or is it only ok when paying for a woman to wave her fadge in his face?

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:23

crapshootfruit · 24/07/2023 23:18

Gross. I've never seen anything like this on a hen night. Is it like a competitive thing do you think? How wild can you go kind of thing?

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I never saw it on a hen's night but at a large about of "milestone birthdays" many times. Personally I would crucify my friends if they paid good money for some gimp to teabag me with his sweaty g string but it's usually received with gusto and cheers and egging the woman on. Maybe it is an Irish thing not sure though.

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:24

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Sorry this made me laugh even harder.......

FuckNuggets · 24/07/2023 23:24

SaayWhaat · 24/07/2023 23:04

Some perspective, please!! I can’t believe some of the comments. He was on a stag do and spent £40….big deal!!!!

Would it be ok if he wasn't on a stag do and got the same for free?

smilesup · 24/07/2023 23:25

newfriend05 · 24/07/2023 22:34

Not a cool girl just a realist

No someone that is happy for their partner to pay other women to gyrate naked on them. I would be disappointed to fuck as I work with women who have been forced to do this, forced by violence, have been raped into submission and had threats of exteme violence to them and their close families. He knows this.
Obviously not all women who strip are in this situation but many are and you are feeding this market. Directly or indirectly causing untold misery to women and girls.

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:25

FuckNuggets · 24/07/2023 23:22

So if your husband met some woman in a club and she whipped off her skirt and knickers and gave him a lapdance for free you'd be absolutely fine with it? Or is it only ok when paying for a woman to wave her fadge in his face?

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Didn't you know the walls of lap dancing clubs are MAGIC walls.

What is cheating outside them, is not cheating inside them.

At least thems the rules that men try to Jedi mind trick womeh with ... And it actually works on quite a few if rhem.

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:26

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:24

Sorry this made me laugh even harder.......

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You made me laugh too luv.

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:26

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:26

You made me laugh too luv.

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Sure tis good to laugh....a day without a good laugh is a day wasted :)

Troyton · 24/07/2023 23:27

Merryoldgoat · 24/07/2023 23:03

@Troyton you sound like my DH.

I got laughed at on here because I told posters my DH went back to the hotel to play cards with the another one of the group not interested.

I was told over and over he way lying to me but it’s just not his thing.

Just been chatting about this with DW, she has assured me that she wouldn't be happy, but more unhappy about the £40 than the girating.

A fool and his money are soon parted she just said - she's from Glasgow, you can take the girl out of scotland but not the innate Scots thrift out of the girl!!

TheoTheopolis23 · 24/07/2023 23:27

changeyerheadworzel · 24/07/2023 23:23

I never saw it on a hen's night but at a large about of "milestone birthdays" many times. Personally I would crucify my friends if they paid good money for some gimp to teabag me with his sweaty g string but it's usually received with gusto and cheers and egging the woman on. Maybe it is an Irish thing not sure though.

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It's not an "Irish" thing.

You're a real dickhead all round, aren't you.

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