Can we have a thread about ways in which your partner initiates sexual intercourse?

[FrannyandZooey]

Do they use certain words or phrases? Or is it more of an action thing?

and is it just mine who tries to think up comedy ones?

[FrannyandZooey]

I agree hand rubbing at least shows some enthusiasm

i think he is coming out top so far Alastair

[stuffitall]

i don't know i quite like the knicker peering and the "i'm going to have you tonight"

shiny happy

[DrNortherner]

The doorway thing worries me though - is it any doorway? Not even yuor own doorway?

[carmenelectra]

Oh drN I do put the 'gear' on now and then too and he gets the message.

He sometimes says "Ive had a trim for you". Nice!

[madamez]

Well I'm happily sinlge so it doesn't reaslly occur, but back in the day the most usual one I can remember would be (from which ever bloke it was), 'ere, we haven't had sex for ages (ie all of a week). But usually 'fancy a shag then ' has tended to work.

[stuffitall]

does it then happen in a doorway?

[stuffitall]

madamez what if it doesn't work how can I change this habit

do i have to tell him? in words?

[DrNortherner]

I've had a trim - yes mine does that.

Lol at it happenning in the doorway.....

[tissy]

I know because he comes up stairs immediately after me, rather than sitting in front of the tv for another half hour. He then jumps into bet and starts to grope me just when I've got to the good bit of my book.....

[Shitemum]

DP never tries to 'woo' me during the day.
Usually it's 3am and a freezing cold hand creeps onto my tit from his side of the bed. Then I hiss 'Let me SLEEP'.
End of story.

[DrNortherner]

God we are so the opposite in my house, if I go to bed dh knows he's not getting it. We never do it in bed.

[fullmoonfiend]

Oh I forgot!! DH sometimes does his Sean Bean in Lady Chatterley impression and growls ''Ah want thi and ah Want thi now..get in t'shed...''

[carmenelectra]

Sometimes he comes down afer a bath drying himself off , no clothes on and says "What you reckon then?"

[stuffitall]

never in bed!
it's always in bed
i really need some excitement
must rush to that adultery thread to have fantasies pranged out of me

[stuffitall]

fullmoon

get in t'shed

[DrNortherner]

Carmen we could be married to the same man. Mine does that naked swinging of his hip thing so his willy flaps around

[FrannyandZooey]

and do you GO in the shed? [amazed]

[DrNortherner]

She does have an allotment don't you fmf are you really shagging instead of fertilising turnips?

[stuffitall]

does he ask if you want your turnips fertilised?

[fullmoonfiend]

er no Franny. Loofahs are not a turn on for me...

Have you never seen Seen Bean in Lady Chatterley?? Bucolic bonking at it's finest... at it's, er,

[TheDuchessOfNorksBride]

zippi you are so making me laugh, babe.

At night it's either a back massage or following me upstairs. Any other time of day it starts with 'God you're sexy'. He particularly loves me pregnant so I'm hearing that a lot right now. [can't be arsed with it emoticon]

[morningpaper]

mine generally lies on his back on the bed and is not reading

the lack of book is the clue

he is basically lying in wait

or he does the Jack Russelling - great expression

[Wilkie]

PMSL 'Can I flick ya prawn?'

DH either rubs his morning glory against my back (wtf??) whilst whispering with morning breath - oooo I could just DO you!!

or he Jack Russels (nice one) me in the kitchen

Or he wanders into the bedroom after a shower and sayd 'I'm all clean' whilst grinning and gesturing at his cock

.....how do I get anything done?? I'm just constantly overcome with passion!!!!

[Twiglett]