Can we have a thread about ways in which your partner initiates sexual intercourse?

[FrannyandZooey]

Do they use certain words or phrases? Or is it more of an action thing?

and is it just mine who tries to think up comedy ones?

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

Is rutting and jack-russelling the same as "dry humping"? DH does it as a joke, when I'm unloading the washer or something.. but it inevitably means he wants a shag..

[DrNortherner]

Great answer for 'why don't you sit on my face'

Oh yes please I prefer that actually, cause your nose is much bigger than your cock.

[ZippiBabes]

well the last person to ask me this was last tuesday and he said

who is in the house

i said..my dd and her bf

he said i'll come over

i said no

he said they are having fun and you are all on your own

i said no they are asleep

he said you know you want to

i said no

he said call me when you are less busy
do you still have my number

i said yes i think so (txted him the word this to check)

he said i can come over

i said no

and i said night night

twas 3.00 am and he lives 45 minute drive away

then he rang me up lol

ok a bit convoluted but i am a joiner inner

[lazarou]

lol

[DrNortherner]

We laugh when I tell dh he needs to woo me. He says you woo when you are 'courting' not when married ......

[lazarou]

I normally say 'fancy a fook?'

[DrNortherner]

How can you fancy a bit when unloading washing machine/washing up/prepearing dinner etc?

Why don't men get that?

I seriously think they think about sex all day long. And women just don't.

[FrannyandZooey]

you see this thread is very illuminating and sometimes touching

carry on

[fullmoonfiend]

If dh actually gets out of bed before me on a weekend and makes the children's breakfast...I know he's buying us some especial time...

Other than that we do seem to be reasonably in choon with each other and just sort of turn to each other.

[ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands]

Every 6 seconds isn't it DrN?

[DrNortherner]

It wouldn't suprise me if it was every 6 seconds. Think my dh does.

[fullmoonfiend]

whoop! there he goes again...

[AlistairSim]

Dp stands in the doorway, any doorway, rubs his hands together in the manner of a butcher wiping the blood of recently slaughtered lambs from himself and says in a fake northern accent (because that's alluring, right?)

"Who's up for some rumpy-pumpy then?"

I can't believe we have ever had sex.

[FrannyandZooey]

LOL at doorway

[DrNortherner]

How did these men ever get a date?

[fullmoonfiend]

Snigger, we lucky, lucky ladies, eh?

[naturalblonde]

Do you fancy a little tickle?

Erm, no. Not when you put it like that I don't.

[stuffitall]

i want a bit more than leg twitching
i would go for a northern accent and a bit of hand rubbing
indicates at least some excitement at the prospect

[dyzzidi]

DH take your top off while i rub your back. cue 30 seconds of back rub before him wanting us both to be naked.

[stuffitall]

or dry humping or ninja jumping

[carmenelectra]

Shinyhappy, you must be having a relationship with my dp! He says the exact same thing!!.

Also, drnorthener my dp also'defuzzes' and presents himself

[stuffitall]

or peering down my jeans or especially making breakfast and especially especially taking a shower

[stuffitall]

ok who's managed to change their dh's wooing technique
and HOW

[DrNortherner]

carmenelectra - glad it's not just mine

If I'm initiating it I strut around in soem sexy undies - always works!