Are all men this gross

[summerstayawhile]

Ughhhh I've just found out that my partner pees in the garden because he can't be bothered to go upstairs to the bathroom. It's most nights I think although he denied it then admitted it then denied it. .
I actually feel sick and hate the fact he lies about it too.
I hate lying and I hate the thought that he thinks this is ok 🤮

Did you not say anything first time round when he took a dump?

@DillonPanthersTexas
Yeah I was thinking that. I think I would be a bit if someone did that

@DillonPanthersTexas

Did you not say anything first time round when he took a dump?

Yeah I did ask him why he did it and said it was gross he just said he felt cleaner 😯

And you continued to share a house with this chimp?

We didn't live together

Oh, thank God!

Why did t he just buy a bidet, I mean that’s taking it to an extreme it has to be said

'Tis good for the land.

Arr.

That is disgusting!

The only thing my DH does is fart - but only when he is asleep! And my lovely dad does nothing gross

I do seem to pick em 😂

@LaBellina

My ex had the tendency to clip his nails on the sofa in front of the tv and would often leave the ‘harvest’ on the floor next to his dirty socks where I’d find them then the next morning. Just one of the reasons why he’s an ex.

eeeewwww.

@Bigballer
WTAF

Anyone who pees in the garden because it is too much effort to walk to the toilet won't be washing their hands for the same reason. So that person will be touching door knobs, children's faces and cutlery after touching their genitals. Lovely.

In my home country, Singapore, some public elevators come equipped with Urine Detection Devices that set off an alarm and close the doors when any odor or urine is detected until the police arrive. And then you get fined.

I always thought it was OTT. But hey if men can pee in their own garden, why not a communal lift?

He clearly needs more fibre. A proper healthy poo would not simply 'fly around in circles' let alone fit down the plug hole. A proper poo would stand defiantly like the Colossus of Rhodes challenging you.

Agreed - it's not known as waffle stomping without reason.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

He clearly needs more fibre. A proper healthy poo would not simply 'fly around in circles' let alone fit down the plug hole. A proper poo would stand defiantly like the Colossus of Rhodes challenging you.

Agreed - it's not known as waffle stomping without reason.

sorry but 😂😂😂

So he's downstairs in the house and goes outside to urinate instead of going upstairs?

I would make him clean the traces off of the sides of the house and the shed. Urinating outside for convenience may make sense (if you're already outside), but this is antisocial behaviour. He's either doing it intentionally to bother you (or someone else who lives with you) or he's a complete eejit; if he just walked a few steps and peed into grass or soil that's not in the main path from the door you probably wouldn't have noticed.

Tradesmen will often piss in a kitchen sink when in a woman's home. This sounds awkward.

All urine has nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium in it. It's good for soil, regardless of the sex of the pisser.

Next you'll be telling me none of you fertilise your pot plants with menstrual blood!

Tradesmen will often piss in a kitchen sink when in a woman's home.

Maybe they've all read MN and realise that many of their customers throw up their arms in abject horror at the very idea of a tradie actually going to the toilet in their toilet - so they've been trying to 'help' by finding an alternative....

It's gross. My DH is pretty unclean sometimes too. For example he never changes his towel. I go and change it when I can smell it as soon as I walk past his bathroom (we have separate bathrooms) and he hasn't changed his sheets in months. He sleeps in the spare room due to his snoring so I don't have to see them at least but it must have been in May or June he last washed them. It really repulses me as it doesn't matter if he showers every day and then cleans himself with a smelly towel and sleep in disgusting sheets.

No, obviously.

Have heard experts on Gardeners QT suggesting that urine is good for composting though, if that helps

Unless he's pissing all over your patio furniture I really dont see any issue with pissing in your own garden.

Oh god oh god oh god pooing in the shower????
Please make it stop, I'm going to be sick

How lazy must you be that you can’t go a short distance for a wee. And as for 💩 in a shower ! Speechless. These aren’t humans, they’re wild animals