Are all men this gross

[summerstayawhile]

Ughhhh I've just found out that my partner pees in the garden because he can't be bothered to go upstairs to the bathroom. It's most nights I think although he denied it then admitted it then denied it. .
I actually feel sick and hate the fact he lies about it too.
I hate lying and I hate the thought that he thinks this is ok 🤮

You feel sick because someone wees outdoors?

I imagine he lies because of your over-reaction.
The lying would piss (sorry) me off, but I really cannot fathom why some liquid that will have dissipated or evaporated by morning is so distressing to you.

You know that cats, voles, mice, hedgehogs, foxes & even the spiders who lie in wait for darked-on laundry also emit urine into your garden, no? Does that also make you feel sick, or is it just the human variant?

I might accept weeing on the compost (urine (male and female) is good for it. But in the garden? Where people might be wedding or planting? Mmmmm - not so much.

Anyone who has smelled a wall or passage where men regularly wee (say in a town centre) will know the smell is VILE and can't be compared with dog and cat wee.

Plus I can't abide laziness.

@Bigballer

Yes all normal men piss in the garden occasionally, if a man says he doesn't he is either lying or not normal. It's one of the greatest things about having a garden, obviously you don't use the garden as your only place to piss or it will smell but a few times a week is perfectly acceptable. Hell our lounge is on the first floor with a juliet balcony and I occasionally piss off of that.

All normal men absolutely don't. And peeing off the balcony? If you're serious you're definitely not the majority 🤢😆

@layladomino

I might accept weeing on the compost (urine (male and female) is good for it. But in the garden? Where people might be wedding or planting? Mmmmm - not so much.

Anyone who has smelled a wall or passage where men regularly wee (say in a town centre) will know the smell is VILE and can't be compared with dog and cat wee.

Plus I can't abide laziness.

Yes there's a sea cave at a beauty spot we visit regularly on holiday but you can't actually go inside as the stink is so bad as people take a piss there as it's a bit secluded. That's with a ride coming in and giving it a thorough rinse twice a day

That's disgusting! My 3 year old did it the other day and got told off for being gross!

My 'D' H picks his nose and eats it, wipes sweat off his brow and licks it off his hand, cuts his toenails in the living room and leaves the cuttings there then chews the larger cuttings, rolls his dick around his hands all eve (when the kids aren't there, at least), puts his finger around his bum then sniffs his finger, points his dick upwards to pee (like a fountain) and then splashes the seat and leaves lumps of sh*t sliding down the inside the toilet bowl.

If pissing in the garden was the only gross habit of H's that I had to endure, then I'd take it (as gross and damn right lazy as it is).

Interestingly, I once started a very similar thread to this and I listed all the gross things my H does. The thread got taken down as I was deemed to be a troll ! That's how gross and unbelievable (but true) my H's dirty habits are.