Are all men this gross

[summerstayawhile]

Ughhhh I've just found out that my partner pees in the garden because he can't be bothered to go upstairs to the bathroom. It's most nights I think although he denied it then admitted it then denied it. .
I actually feel sick and hate the fact he lies about it too.
I hate lying and I hate the thought that he thinks this is ok 🤮

So we have ascertained, pissing in a small garden with full view if neighbours and on any hardstanding = wrong.

Pissing in a large garden on vegetation, no viewers = ok.

Shitting, nose flicking, toenail activity, or any other action involving the public voiding of bodily secretion = not a man I would share a bed or life with.

Are we done here?

@Hen2018 - "where do posters wee if taking a long walk"?

This poster goes to the loo before taking a long walk. And if that isn't enough I just walk home faster than on the way out.

Every day's indeed a school day on Mumsnet. Some threads are really eye openers.

@ILoveShula

Female urine is good for compost too, *@ElizabethinherGermanGarden*

Really??? I thought (because of Gardener’s World) that woman pee was no good. Right, will be putting a willow screen around the compost heap 😁

@DillonPanthersTexas

My ex came home drunk one night and did a massive shit in the middle of the front lawn.

We all get caught short sometimes....

Is that you Andy?

Some of these stories are bloody gross 😖

I hope my daughters don't end up with men like this - very depressing.

@ElizabethinherGermanGarden, I heard it too. I thought it was bollocks.
It was radio 4 and they probably thought the audience might clutch their pearls/cravats if they encouraged women to pee in the compost.

My MIL’s new husband pees in bottles then and sprinkles it around the garden to scare away cats.

He told us this like it’s a completely normal thing to do.

My ex used to shit in the shower and clean his bum after with soap in the shower! He didn't use toilet roll, the shit used to fly around in circles down the plug hole 🤢

My ex used to shit in the shower

Wot

Honestly he did he was disgusting

My friend tried it to deter badgers but it didnt work

@dramalessllama

Ugh. My exH would take a dump in our wooded backyard. He had a tree designated for this act, too. He also was a covert nose picker and loogey spitter in the shower.

One of MANY reasons (not as shallow as these) that he is an ex. And I will never live with another person ever again. At 54, I'm over wanting a partner.

I'm thinking this sounds a happier lifestyle to me..

@dworky

Yes, many men do this & it's a power thing. Tradesmen will often piss in a kitchen sink when in a woman's home.

Ugh really 🤢

@Peanutsandchilli

I really do question the thought processes of people who feel that pissing in the garden is preferable to walking the few steps to the toilet. It's abnormal.

Phew thank you 😊

@Anothernick

Wow,100+ posts on men p*ssing in the garden in half a day!

Anyway, I'm a man and I certainly pee in the garden occasionally. I don't go out there to do it but if I'm gardening and need to go I usually nip into the shed and do it in a jug I keep for putting petrol in the mower. Then it goes into the compost bin. If it's quiet and the neighbours aren't about I might just go on the soil. Easier and quicker than walking up to the house. My DW has never mentioned it, we both pee in the shower all the time so I suppose it doesn't bother her.

I think I must live a sheltered life. You piss in your shower 🤢🤢🤢

@FanGirlX

My ex came home drunk one night and did a massive shit in the middle of the front lawn. He left his dirty underpants next to the massive pile of shit too. Walking out to that first thing was a delight.

Oh no now we are talking 💩

I don't pee in the shower as i always, out of habit, go before I get in (doesn't everyone?) however peeing on to a non porous tray/surface with high pressure running water and soap suds washing it immediately away definitely isn't the worst crime being discussed here tonight 😆

@GreyhoundG1rl

This thread! Where are you all digging these maggots up? 🤮

😅😂🤮

@nobodyelsewill

My ex used to shit in the shower and clean his bum after with soap in the shower! He didn't use toilet roll, the shit used to fly around in circles down the plug hole 🤢

💩 omg 🤒🤢🤢🤢

@liveforsummer

I don't pee in the shower as i always, out of habit, go before I get in (doesn't everyone?) however peeing on to a non porous tray/surface with high pressure running water and soap suds washing it immediately away definitely isn't the worst crime being discussed here tonight 😆

I agree. If you think of all the things that you wash down the plughole in the shower: sebum, dirt, congealed sweat, dead skin cells, menstrual fluids, old scabs, all the bacteria on your skin, secretions from various mucous membranes on your body, hair/skin oils..... piss isn't the worst thing that could go in a shower by a very long shot.

Pooing in the shower though

My ex used to shit in the shower and clean his bum after with soap in the shower! He didn't use toilet roll, the shit used to fly around in circles down the plug hole 🤢

He clearly needs more fibre. A proper healthy poo would not simply 'fly around in circles' let alone fit down the plug hole. A proper poo would stand defiantly like the Colossus of Rhodes challenging you.

He used to poke it down the holes with his fingers 🤮

@nobodyelsewill
How did you even know!

I used to have a wee while he was in the shower I used the toilet 😂

Christ that’s grim