I slightly fancy Dominic Cummings

[Naz12]

I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

[QueenPeary]

What has happened to his teeth? I thought they were just a bit wonky and happy but now I see that close-up pic, they look as if he’s chipped them a lot. Maybe biting the caps off Newcastle brown bottles or has he been in a lot of fights?

[QueenPeary]

gappy

[BillyShears]

Dear God, why did I open this only to find that there’s more than one of you?

[Iknowtheanswer]

I know someone who reminds me of him, and I did sort of fancy him, so I do find Dom a bit unsettling.

I've always had a thing about highly intelligent tortured artist types. I think I have an urge to mother them.

But, Dom is too extreme for me. I'm not even certain he is properly human tbh.

Oh, and Laura definitely fancies him. Or wants him to fancy her.

[ItsSunnyOutside]

Eeew. He looks so creepy.

[bunny85]

I can understand that. He's highly intelligent and very charismatic, which is always attractive. No advice what to do about it though

[Onlinedilema]

He looks like a cyclist is he a cyclist?

[PartridgeFeather]

Console yourself OP, there is worse. Carrie fancies Boris 🤮

Melania at some point found the donald attractive, etc.

You're probably just confusing fancying with liking the fact he lifted the lid on the Tory cesspit and his ability to drive a Range Rover further on a single tank than any other man in the history of Range Rovers.

[Iooselipssinkships]

I've fancied him for a while now and DP told every fucker we know so I've been ousted and disowned.

[Maggiesfarm]

@Onlinedilema

He looks like a cyclist is he a cyclist?

Yes he is.

Mind you, so is BoJo.

[Maggiesfarm]

@PartridgeFeather

Console yourself OP, there is worse. Carrie fancies Boris 🤮

Melania at some point found the donald attractive, etc.

You're probably just confusing fancying with liking the fact he lifted the lid on the Tory cesspit and his ability to drive a Range Rover further on a single tank than any other man in the history of Range Rovers.

Your last paragraph makes him sound even more exciting!

[Maggiesfarm]

@ItsSunnyOutside

Eeew. He looks so creepy.

Blasphemy!

[moreshitandnofuckingredemption]

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow
Dominic Raab = Alan B'stard crossed with Jeffrey Fairbrother from Hi-de-Hi
(get googling, kids )

[Marmaladeagain]

His smile and manner put me in mind of Pete Doherty.

[Maggiesfarm]

@Marmaladeagain

His smile and manner put me in mind of Pete Doherty.

Cool.

Not that I've ever noticed Pete Doherty's smile or manner.

I have noticed Dominic Cummings's smile and manner - cool.

[ArseInTheCoOpWindow]

No, not Pete Doherty but definitely Alan B’Stard

[Maggiesfarm]

Are you calling my Dominick a stereotype, Arsein?

[Maggiesfarm]

Dominic, not 'Dominick'.

[Onlinedilema]

Maggiesfarm thank you, I knew it.
Yes Rabb does has a look of Jeffrey Fairbrother now you mention it moreshit

[foxandbee]

I think he'd be really dull in bed, but he'd think he was fabulous. In the same way that he thinks that rambling blog he writes is so fascinating that us plebs will pay to read it.

[waltzingparrot]

Is it cos he's a bad, bad boy?

[Maggiesfarm]

@foxandbee

I think he'd be really dull in bed, but he'd think he was fabulous. In the same way that he thinks that rambling blog he writes is so fascinating that us plebs will pay to read it.

Where can I find said blog foxandbee?

Yes he is a bit of a bad boy, waltzing parrot, or more naughty. Bless him.

[OnlyTheLangOfTheTitberg]

Fucksake OP, are you on glue??

[foxandbee]

dominiccummings.substack.com/

[Maggiesfarm]

Looks a bit boring.
If he was with me he'd be thinking of other things...... if I was younger.