I slightly fancy Dominic Cummings

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I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

I'd never thought of him in that way but he seems my type.

MP of the year 2020 (teacher’s choice) Gavin Williamson is my secret crush.
It’s his slack jaw and simpering voice that do it for me...
He’s just lovely 💕

Not really! FGS.
Are you out of your tiny mind OP?

I feel so at ease now about my forty year crush on Geoffrey Palmer.

I just don't want to imagine Cummings in his pants.
I think that may have sounded worse than I intended.
Little stick legs, concave chest with a few sad little hairs struggling around his nipples.

Ooh. Geoffrey Palmer I would have done.

MP of the year Teacher's Choice - No

Robert Peston's rather pleasant.

OP go immediately & self flagellate until you have knocked some sense into yourself. I blame the heat

Eeeugh! Someone I know owns a lizard who is more handsome than DC!

@MorriseysGladioli

I just don't want to imagine Cummings in his pants. I think that may have sounded worse than I intended. Little stick legs, concave chest with a few sad little hairs struggling around his nipples.

I'd rather bang Boris, st least he looks like he'd be fun.

I couldn't let that one anywhere near me.

Disclaimer I find him repulsive BUT I can imagine it's that idea that he is the ultimate villain - like shagging Voldemort or snogging Loki

Me neither.
But.... cummings?
I think it must be a power thing.

@Hanger0n I am definitely with you on the Ed Vaizey thing, around the time when he used to be on The Wright Stuff a lot

I have a bit of a thing for Chris witty but not in a sexual way, I'd like him to read to ms, and I'd cook for him then we'd sleep in separate single beds like Bert & Ernie

*me

@MargotHeggerty

Eww his teeth!!!

This!! That's all DH and I could see yesterday. Bleurgh!

For goodness sake woman - you need to keep off the booze! or when was the last time you went to the optician?
Yuck I mean just yuck - shudders
Almost as bad as Boris

I too blame the heat.

For goodness sake woman - you need to keep off the booze! or when was the last time you went to the optician?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

curiosity because he looks and sounds very unusual

@greenlynx this really made me laugh. so understanding...!

Please don’t say this is another side effect of Covid an addled brain.
I don’t think I can take any more bad news.

YABU!

I get it. I used to fancy him before he went all bitter and weird.

Now I just fancy Dominic Raab. And Patrick Vallance if I've had a gin and he's on telly. I know this is not ok.

This thread is hilarious!

Look... I fancy weird people but Dominic weasel Cummings. Eeew no. Even Matt Hancock is better!