I slightly fancy Dominic Cummings

[Naz12]

I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

[IveShaggedSomeMingers]

I'd never thought of him in that way but he seems my type.

[TheSunShinesBrighter]

MP of the year 2020 (teacher’s choice) Gavin Williamson is my secret crush.
It’s his slack jaw and simpering voice that do it for me...
He’s just lovely 💕

Not really! FGS.
Are you out of your tiny mind OP?

[adeleh]

I feel so at ease now about my forty year crush on Geoffrey Palmer.

[MorriseysGladioli]

I just don't want to imagine Cummings in his pants.
I think that may have sounded worse than I intended.
Little stick legs, concave chest with a few sad little hairs struggling around his nipples.

[IveShaggedSomeMingers]

Ooh. Geoffrey Palmer I would have done.

MP of the year Teacher's Choice - No

[armanted]

Robert Peston's rather pleasant.

[Mrsmadevans]

OP go immediately & self flagellate until you have knocked some sense into yourself. I blame the heat

[Growtheroses]

Eeeugh! Someone I know owns a lizard who is more handsome than DC!

[Mrsmadevans]

@MorriseysGladioli

I just don't want to imagine Cummings in his pants.
I think that may have sounded worse than I intended.
Little stick legs, concave chest with a few sad little hairs struggling around his nipples.

[MorriseysGladioli]

I'd rather bang Boris, st least he looks like he'd be fun.

[IveShaggedSomeMingers]

I couldn't let that one anywhere near me.

[Pieceofpurplesky]

Disclaimer I find him repulsive BUT I can imagine it's that idea that he is the ultimate villain - like shagging Voldemort or snogging Loki

[MorriseysGladioli]

Me neither.
But.... cummings?
I think it must be a power thing.

[TomAllenWife]

@Hanger0n I am definitely with you on the Ed Vaizey thing, around the time when he used to be on The Wright Stuff a lot

I have a bit of a thing for Chris witty but not in a sexual way, I'd like him to read to ms, and I'd cook for him then we'd sleep in separate single beds like Bert & Ernie

[TomAllenWife]

*me

[Monkeytennis97]

@MargotHeggerty

Eww his teeth!!!

This!! That's all DH and I could see yesterday. Bleurgh!

[mumwon]

For goodness sake woman - you need to keep off the booze! or when was the last time you went to the optician?
Yuck I mean just yuck - shudders
Almost as bad as Boris

[Onlinedilema]

I too blame the heat.

[TheSunShinesBrighter]

For goodness sake woman - you need to keep off the booze! or when was the last time you went to the optician?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WasThisSexist]

curiosity because he looks and sounds very unusual

@greenlynx this really made me laugh. so understanding...!

[Fairyliz]

Please don’t say this is another side effect of Covid an addled brain.
I don’t think I can take any more bad news.

[Biscoffbiscou]

YABU!

[Darkchocolateandcoffee]

I get it. I used to fancy him before he went all bitter and weird.

Now I just fancy Dominic Raab. And Patrick Vallance if I've had a gin and he's on telly. I know this is not ok.

[Whybirdwhy]

This thread is hilarious!

[rosalindwi]

Look... I fancy weird people but Dominic weasel Cummings. Eeew no. Even Matt Hancock is better!