I slightly fancy Dominic Cummings

[Naz12]

I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

I know everyone has a strange secret crush, but this is literally THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I’VE EVER READ

@QueenPeary

I have a bit of a thing for Chris witty but not in a sexual way, I'd like him to read to ms, and I'd cook for him then we'd sleep in separate single beds like Bert & Ernie

Aww I love this! I know what you mean but actually I think I’d seduce him as well.

As for Cummings, well I can kind of see it, a bit. I agree with a PP, it’s the villainousness.

He is such a clever, cheeky rascal isn't he but quite 'ordinary' with it, very natural and unaffected. Ooo la!

There was a brief moment last march when I found Matt Hancock attractive. I soon got better though.

I feel like Dom resents Carrie cause she...has a 'one up' on him when it comes to BoJo, the whole Nut Nut thing was oddly sexual, made me question where the REAL reason of all this hatred lies.
Oh well Dom, you thought you were smarter than everyone, too bad you forgot you were dealing with "mere mortals" with carnal needs

I can see the attraction tbh. It is a power thing. Maybe.

I fancy him too. It's his cheeky smile and the twinkle in his eyes.

Cheeky smile and twinkling eyes? WTAF!!
You’ve gone mad.

Lmao I believe threads like these are a wind up. Simply because there's no way anyone would actually want to.
I mean the teeth for starters are a huge turn off 😩😷

There was a thread the same as this when he started to appear on TV.
I mean this in kindest possible way.
OP
FFS

Go to spec savers

DC looks the type that would believe his own lies with sociopath tendencies

Oh dear just No. I generally am somewhat sympathetic to odd crushes after my Quincy MD stage in University. I mean going all gooey over a man that even in his heyday was 30 years older than you but may possibly have even been dead by then I can't talk.

But Dominic Cummings ? Nope I have a visceral nauseous reaction everytime I see him on screen. I suspect some of what he is saying is true,, its just unfortunate it's coming from a slimy toad (sorry to the toads....that was a tad harsh....)

His neck is too thin and his head is too big. He wears New Romantic shirts but the rest of his clothes are from Millets.

And he’s got exactly the same accent as my mum!

Sooo sexy.

Go to spec savers

Or Barnard Castle.

This thread needs a trigger warning,

I think you might have heat stroke OP

🤮 he must be one of the ugliest men to have ever existed, weasel face and bald head, overblown sense of self importance 🤮

Blimey !! That’s why I always take with a pinch of salt anyone on here who describes their husband/partner as gorgeous—

Very hairy arms

Oh man, I am strangely relieved to say that I'm glad it's not just me @Naz12 He's got me too!!!!!!! He's pretty much the ultimate person in this whole shambles that I should despise and want to punch the lights out of.......but........I dunno what it is!!!!!
The interview the other night, he basically admitted they'd conned people into Brexit, put an idiot up to be elected PM, and took great pleasure in laughing at his success. Despicable man. I am 100% Remain, 100% Labour, but all I could think of was, yeah, I'd let him.
My dh is 100% Leave, 100% Tory, loves Boris, thinks Dom is a genius... He was probably thinking the same. Ew.

You are not well.

You need to get your eyes tested.

OP, at least you don't approve of the policies he helped to enable.

Eeugh. I don't see any sign of the great intellect that keeps being mentioned.

Noone with any intelligence would have got themselves caught up in the Barnard Castle mess.

I like his fashion style.

no one is intelligent in all aspects or always, layla.
He's v.intelligent at what he did re campaign / strategy - sadly, as we've all ended up with brexit, which as he now admits may or may not be a good thing, he thinks so but he did sy several times that nobody could know that and only time will tell.
But after that, talking about a new party that will 'kill off' other parties - that's quite alarming, smacks of dictatoriship with Dom at the top ala communist china - no, thanks, stick to reforming the civil service maybe.

What has happened to his teeth? I thought they were just a bit wonky and happy but now I see that close-up pic, they look as if he’s chipped them a lot. Maybe biting the caps off Newcastle brown bottles or has he been in a lot of fights?