I slightly fancy Dominic Cummings

[Naz12]

I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

[MorriseysGladioli]

I used to fancy Jarvis Cocker, but I damn well draw the line at Cummings.

[Mummyford]

Maybe his surname has a subliminal effect...

[wheresmymojo]

OP...you need to ask this thread to be moved to the mental health section.

Although as someone with severe mental health issues I don't think even we can help you

[Darkchocolateandcoffee]

I used to fancy Jarvis too @MorriseysGladioli but feel no need to apologise for that. (Although have you seen him recently? No longer the SWC god of 30 years ago!)

[Darkchocolateandcoffee]

*sex god

[WasThisSexist]

IM watching the DC interview now. I cannot stand his stupid voice. OP pls LTB, if only in your head 😂

[AlwaysLatte]

You are slightly mad...

[PickAChew]

He reminds me of young Jimmy Savile. That should be a sufficient cold shower.

[Holothane]

Oh good grief no no just no, my dh thinks I’ve got funny taste but these oh dear god no, enjoy your dreams though😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MorriseysGladioli]

I'm off to look at mr. Cocker.
I reckon it's in the names.
Lots of cocks and cums.

[Holothane]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lots of cocks and cums, that’s hilarious.

[greenlynx]

OP you are not his only victim. I suspect that Laura Kuenssberg is in your team as well. Their talk looked very intimate.

[Maggiesfarm]

@Naz12

I am disgusted at myself. How can I purge these feelings? I support labour and don’t really fancy bald narcissists so I am completely baffled.

I fancy him too. It's his cheeky smile and the twinkle in his eyes. Like you I'm Labour all the way but he has a certain something.

Very glad I'm not the only one.

[Maggiesfarm]

@PickAChew

He reminds me of young Jimmy Savile. That should be a sufficient cold shower.

Nothing like Saville! Though I daresay Dominic clunk clicks every trip.

[LIttleMissTickles]

You must be joking!

[Sakurami]

jeez wtf??

[Snugglybuggly]

Eeeeeeewwwwww

[justinhawkinsnavalfluff]

OP I think you need your eyes testing. I understand there's a great opticians in Barnard Castle.

[QueenPeary]

I have a bit of a thing for Chris witty but not in a sexual way, I'd like him to read to ms, and I'd cook for him then we'd sleep in separate single beds like Bert & Ernie

Aww I love this! I know what you mean but actually I think I’d seduce him as well.

As for Cummings, well I can kind of see it, a bit. I agree with a PP, it’s the villainousness.

[greenlynx]

Now I just fancy Dominic Raab. And Patrick Vallance if I've had a gin and he's on telly. I know this is not ok.

@Darkchocolateandcoffee
It’s not ok. If I’ve had a gin and he’s on telly I just fancy more gin. It’s the right way.

[QueenPeary]

Actually I’ve heard a lot of women say they fancy Whitty - I wonder if he’s having to fight them off with a shitty stick since he started being in the public eye.

[Tlollj]

I fancy Dominic Cummings too.
I have for a while, but him laughing last night really did it for me.
I know it’s weird but there you go.

[australia200]

Darkchocolateandcoffee I agree there is something about Patrick Vallance. Intelligent and authoritive

[australia200]

Meant to agree with Greenlynx, think we are the only two who are partial to Patrick. Don't know why a choc emoji appeared (maybe for tasty, lol), I meant a cheeky wink

[AntenatalNellie]

I feared a thread like this would pop up. for you OP.

I managed 10 minutes of the interview but like many others the teeth were too much for me to handle. I can’t stand Bojo but cmon Dom give it a fecking rest will ya. You couldn’t harbour much more hatred if he stood you up at the alter.