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I WALKED ON DH MASTURBATING THIS MORNING WTF ??????????????

140 replies

Naughtyhusband · 02/11/2007 13:32

Sorry namechanged ! I was going to brush my teeth this morning, knew DH was having a shower... I opened the door there he was...having the time of his life ....I mean come on ! Whyyyyyyy ? Especially after the night we had, baby has been teething all night ! Why the need of wanking ??? When he got busted, he tried to carry on as normal, pretending to clean his willy !!!!!! He says he did because he was exausted ?? ...Is it normal for a thirty something man ????

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LilRedWG · 02/11/2007 13:33

Errr - totally normal.

Celery · 02/11/2007 13:33

It's normal. Actually, I'm rather surprised that you are so shocked. DH tells me he's going for a wank.

charliecat · 02/11/2007 13:33

perfectly normal...why not??!! lol

princessPUMPKINmel · 02/11/2007 13:34

celery

I'd still be a bit suprised if I came in on the action though. And especially if I was in the house. I'd wonder why he didn't ask me for a quickie.

Nemo1977 · 02/11/2007 13:34

Completley normal..although my dh denies he does this..pmsl

Skyler · 02/11/2007 13:34

Err very normal I would say.

Naughtyhusband · 02/11/2007 13:34

Ok it's normal but when tired ??? Why the need ?

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Iklboo · 02/11/2007 13:34

It's normal for a ninety something man if he can manage it. Blokes don't always do it cos they're thinking of sex - it can be stress relief for them.
Try not to worry xxxxxxx

Desiderata · 02/11/2007 13:35

Perfectly normal. I love catching my dh out. I like to join in

Tinker · 02/11/2007 13:35

Well, I presume you're tired as well, hence his need?

RustyBear · 02/11/2007 13:35

Well if you really 'walked on him', he's probably konows by now you didn't approve....

Skyler · 02/11/2007 13:35

Cos it feels nice, even when you are tired. Men are wired up differently to us remember.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 02/11/2007 13:36

LOL Desi

Ju

RustyBear · 02/11/2007 13:36

OK, when being pedantic about someone else's thread title always a good idea to preview...

knows

Naughtyhusband · 02/11/2007 13:36

Due to baby, we dont have a big sexual life but I have never rejected him ! And imagine walking on ermmm "his moment of intimacy"...first thing in the morning..thanks

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charliecat · 02/11/2007 13:37

can see that you are thinking along the lines of OMG im so tired, knackered etc how the hell can he be doing such a thing....but if you QWERENT tired, and didnt have a teething child, would you be as shocked? Would you have thought Hey Ho and joined him?

Skyler · 02/11/2007 13:37

Lol at Tinker, good point I think.

colditz · 02/11/2007 13:37

normal, leave him alone!

OrmIrian · 02/11/2007 13:37

Normal. But a little indiscrete possibly in the shower with the door unlocked. Never heard 'I'm tired' used as a reason before though .

JeremyVile · 02/11/2007 13:38

Its normal, completely normal.

It's his body, to do with as he sees fit

LilRedWG · 02/11/2007 13:38

It's nothing to do with rejection of you. According to DH it's just "nice".

pooka · 02/11/2007 13:39

Poor bloke.
Think is very very normal for a 30 something (or any age) man.

Skyler · 02/11/2007 13:40

IT has nothing to do with rejection and wanking instead of sex. Sometimes they just want a wank, not full sex. It is no reflection on you or your relationship though. Honestly it isn't.

themildmanneredjanitor · 02/11/2007 13:40

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