I WALKED ON DH MASTURBATING THIS MORNING WTF ??????????????

[Naughtyhusband]

Sorry namechanged ! I was going to brush my teeth this morning, knew DH was having a shower... I opened the door there he was...having the time of his life ....I mean come on ! Whyyyyyyy ? Especially after the night we had, baby has been teething all night ! Why the need of wanking ??? When he got busted, he tried to carry on as normal, pretending to clean his willy !!!!!! He says he did because he was exausted ?? ...Is it normal for a thirty something man ????

ha ha, am still laughin!

is he likely to be, ahem, having hands later?

He will still have hands later, yes, Dinny [obtuse on purpose]

I'm utterly relieved my dp wanks
Even more relieved when he does it in teh shower
I have 3 kids, am thorougly knackered and have zero sex drive right now
I thank god for him waking infact...
I'm not so usre he'll thanksme for being this honest on his behalf though

Aren't they all so bloody precious about their tackle though? They think that if they wake up with a hard on it won't go away unless they 'have hands' (rofl hunker) that if they don't wank or have sex for a couple of days their balls will explode,and they all try to do it in secret thinking that we don't know.
seriously naughty, the wanking and the sex are two different things - He's got some pretty strange ideas if he thinks you can 'break' him - wonder where he got that from, it sounds like the sort of BS that goes round school changing rooms TBH - it's more likely that you'd be uncomfortable on top if he's 'big' (how big is big? whole nother debate there). But wanking is pretty much on a par with brushing your teeth or having a shave for most blokes and about as significant.

Completely normal - don;t worry about it, generally men and women are wired up differently

How long have you been together -if its for a while I'm surprised you haven;t seen/heard him at it before!

here is something my dp put up on his mansnet forum t'other day

On about 3 occasions now when I have gone for dump at the office, there has been a guy in the adjacent cubicle having a tug!
I'm not the only person in the office to have been unfortunate enough to be caught mid dump next to "Master Bates".... as we now call him.

So far I havn't said or done anything, just got out of there as quickly as possible but I am so tempted to bang on the cubile door and tell him to stop. But, "Oi, stop that.... w**ker!", is just such an obvious thing to say.

So, if I find myself next to Master Bates again what should I say/do?

and some of the replies

I'd go for getting everybody (men and women) in the toilet waiting outside his cubicle and give him a cheer and a round of applause when he comes out.

shout over the cubicle and ask if he is having trouble getting it up since he is spanking away that often. Then say you can ask round in the office if anyone has any ideas to help him with his impotance

stick your phone under the door - use the video camera and stick it on u-tube

and even funnier from dp

all I know is what his shoes look like.
Needless to say everytime I get in the lift, or get in the queue at the works canteen, I'm checking out peoples footwear.

Dp has said 'if you dont exercise it you lose it'.

Ohhhh. I was very excited when I last time caught husband with himself.... yum

Never caught my DH but would not be surprised and certainly not repulsed.

lol this thread was not a bad thing then ! I have the feeling I appeared a bit prudish with all the ermmm business hands ! It makes me understand that I have some issues and that I have to have a conversation with DH !!!

Piff PMSL!

Your poor DP.

Of course its normal!!