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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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penisbeakers · 03/12/2018 12:11

Still no sign of @SteveUK1980 Hmm

floatingcarrot · 03/12/2018 14:56

For the purposes of science, DP and I had a bit of an experiment as I was very curious. For the purposes of this test, I cleaned my teeth before, and then drank water, and he cleaned his man parts. Whilst he did notice a difference in taste a little, he said it tasted absolutely nothing like he thinks a penis would (in his opinion) and just tasted like skin and soap really (he described it as if you lick your own arm).

I then ate a packet of quavers (closest thing we had to wotsits), and that apparently was a lot more like he thinks a willy would smell on my breath.

Can't believe I'm typing this out, but we were both curious and thought 'why not?'. So if anyone else did likewise, please let me know your results.

gamerchick · 03/12/2018 15:31

Still no sign of @SteveUK1980 hmm

Because this is all a pile of crap and now people are providing the entertainment? Mission accomplished.

sheldonesque · 03/12/2018 15:52

Still no sign of @SteveUK1980 Hmm

Steve won't be back.

Steve is busy.

Steve has now decided he loves the taste of cock and is now noshing off the male population of Didcot/Melton Mowbray/Auchterarder/Belfast/Llandovery

  • delete as appropriate

Not so much doing Dallas as doing at least 1980 uk noshes.

Go Steve. Your name is a self fulfilling prophecy. Or it will fill you full.

disneyspendingmoney · 03/12/2018 20:31

I just wonder how Steve would have reacted if his GF was into salad tossing, maybe in six months or so he'll come back with a new complaint

SantaBabycharly · 03/12/2018 20:38

Funny you should say that .
There was another thread yesterday where I asked the OP if they were Steve.
That had bought a salad bowl .

SantaBabycharly · 03/12/2018 20:39

Actually, looking back , the OP is the person on this thread that I asked if they were Steve . Mmmm.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 04/12/2018 00:30

Santa - awesome songs earlier! Star

Aridane · 04/12/2018 01:22

This thread makes me feel quite nostalgic. My little sister and I, when we were single digit children, used to,call each other ‘penis breath’ without really knowing what it meant...

CantRememberHoliday · 04/12/2018 01:27

Wow

KeiTeNgeNge · 04/12/2018 02:04

Cock breath Grin posted by someone who’s partner has never given them a bj haha

1forAll74 · 04/12/2018 05:23

It's always Steve's who have this unique problem,, never a David, a Michael, Harry or a Raymond.

KringleBells · 04/12/2018 05:34

Smelly mouth, smelly mouth
What are they feeding you?
Smelly mouth, smelly mouth
Have you been sucking cock?

ISmellBabies · 04/12/2018 05:37

"What do you do for a hobby?" "Well I impersonate a penis connoisseur on the internet..."

ISmellBabies · 04/12/2018 05:38

A cockoisseur, if you will.

SantaBabycharly · 04/12/2018 06:44

@ISmellBabies
...in the life giving fluid Blush?

Sunflowersforever · 12/12/2018 17:48

Cockadoodledoo Xmas Grin

FaceForRadio1973 · 13/12/2018 08:24

I'm still not sure how I have found this site, (Personally I blame Dave Gorman's Modern life is Good-ish).

In fact, as a 45 year old bloke, I am not sure how welcome I will be, but I had to join just to comment on this thread.... It is the funniest thing I have read in ages, and there are 22 pages of it.

It looks like bugger-all work is going to get done this morning, and there will probably be a fair bit of coffee spluttered over my keyboard. I hold you all personally responsible ;)

BettyCrook · 13/12/2018 09:27

This is so disgusting.......Pretty sure a Jeremy Kyle episode explored this issue before though not that i watch it. 2/10.

Bigonesmallone3 · 13/12/2018 09:34

@FaceForRadio1973
Haha.. enjoy..
and welcome

1sttimemumma · 13/12/2018 09:47

I genuinely for sorry for you @SteveUK1980, whether 'cock breath' is real or not, feeling like your partner has cheated on you is horrible and messes with your head.

I can help feeling that is a woman had posted this the other way round people would be much more supportive Hmm

1sttimemumma · 13/12/2018 09:49

That's if this isn't a joke, if in which case HAHA

Meckity1 · 13/12/2018 09:53

@FaceForRadio1973

Where some of the old threads with the good stuff lives
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics

My personal favourite
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3143672-TO-not-go-on-family-weekend-away

Mumsnet can be a nest of vipers, and it really isn't pink and fluffy but there are some lovely people on here.

FaceForRadio1973 · 13/12/2018 11:52

@Meckity1

If I thought it was going to be all pink and fluffy, I wouldn't still be reading... Although judging by this thread, is it a nest of one-eyed trouser vipers?

CountessOfNowhere · 13/12/2018 11:58

Oh god I'd forgotten about the te noihydc thread! My phone still has te noihydc in its dictionary 😁

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