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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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ratatatatouille · 02/12/2018 18:04

Cock breath...Who knew?! 😂

bastardkitty · 02/12/2018 18:06

Maybe take her away for the weekend and try and get back on track together. I hear Cockermouth is nice.

Meckity1 · 02/12/2018 18:21

I texted DH about this thread. Unfortunately I texted the wrong number so on Monday morning his work phone is going to have a robotic message about cocks.

WoodpeckersAreWood · 02/12/2018 18:45

Is this you?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=k265CL1SB_w

sheswhat · 02/12/2018 18:51

@Zulor nope it's not "mighty note taking". Me and OW went back through our messages from him and compared notes before confronting him. He texted he was working til 5. He wasn't. He was shagging her until 4.30

But yes, for other PPs it was not penis breath. As far as I know she doesn't have one of those

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 18:56

@Woodpeckers : the must have Christmas Present!

Racecardriver · 02/12/2018 18:57

So my husband often smells a bit spermy-is it actually oenis breath? Should I be worried?

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 18:57

Hope you are ok @sheswhat

Notacluethisxmas · 02/12/2018 19:00

I don't want to push anyone into infidelity, but an experiment of 1 doesn't sound very scientific. Maybe all our DHs need to get lucky?*

Maybe they do! Maybe there needs to be an mn organised blow-job-athon.

For experiment purposes, obviously. Wink

I am not the ops girlfriend so I can't just go giving head to random strangers.....to get more accurate test results. Wink

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 02/12/2018 19:07

Am I too late to enquire if she'd perhaps had cock au vin for lunch Steve? Hmm?

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 19:07

Now that's what I call cocking a snook.

pillock17 · 02/12/2018 19:10

Can you imagine if this was reversed?

'When I got to his I knocked on the door, he opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in him that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss him and could smell fanny on his breath. Like he’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone cunnilingus.'

sheswhat · 02/12/2018 19:17

@pillock17 yeah, and it describes just what happened to me!

@SantaBabycharly thanks, I'm good now. Took a while to get over the shock. Even though he'd lied to OW about being single I've heard she's giving it a go with him! Good luck to her, she'll need it.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 19:19

@pillock17
Are you Steve?

CheekyFuckerHQ · 02/12/2018 19:35

Everyone saying that the smell wouldn’t still be there..... maybe it was in her moustache, that’d probably make it linger 🧐

bastardkitty · 02/12/2018 19:41

Jiztache?

MickHucknallspinkpancakes · 02/12/2018 19:42

It's pretty impossible to know what cock breath actually smells like though isn't it?

First you have to chase and catch one of the buggers, then you have to try and pry it's beak open wide enough to get a good sniff...while it's flapping its wings madly.

It's not easy.

AsleepAllDay · 02/12/2018 19:44

@ElizabethMainwaring because it's so preposterous & then to bring it to a message board predominated by women

lovetherisingsun · 02/12/2018 19:58

He says he "knows what cock breath is like", but doesn't that then mean his own cock is so gross and stinky that THIS is why he can taste it?? I mean, tmi but I've only got my OH's to go by, and his is like roses, so....

I think you just have a stinky winky, OP.

bertielab · 02/12/2018 19:59

OMG -this is one of the 'only on the internet' moments.

Patroclus · 02/12/2018 20:19

Are you another one of the delightful individuals who have come over here from UKpunters by any chance?

NormaNameChange · 02/12/2018 20:55

I think you perhaps need to get her to the doctor Steve. If it's got that slight bleach smell, it's one of the signs of kidney failure...

I'm sure if she'd blown a guy before you arrived, all you would have been able to smell is mint; if you could smell it, she would certainly be able to taste it!

Hold up...

You know, I think I can smell something now you mention it... not sure its cum tho

SchadenfreudePersonified · 02/12/2018 21:43

No adult man uses the word “tummy”

My exact thought Hermione

I'm glad I read further before posting. I would have been so embarrassed to repeat your post especially on such a socially significant thread.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 02/12/2018 21:43

MivkHuchnall

Grin LOL!

SoleBizzz · 02/12/2018 21:47

Oh cock off you knobber

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