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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 02/12/2018 15:46

From the OP...
I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news

Sounds like he thinks she had already "eaten out"

mimibunz · 02/12/2018 15:47

This happened to me but it was a man who smelled of a woman. It was our second date, met at a museum. I went in to give him a quick cheek kiss and WOW! I excused myself to go to the loo and kept walking. Confused

WhyAmISoCold · 02/12/2018 15:58

Steve, I am curious as to how you know what a cock tastes like....

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 16:04

Do women smell more ?
Just a question 🤷🏻‍♀️

gamerchick · 02/12/2018 16:08

Well no but it does spread about the face a bit, especially if they go to town and dudes should probably wash their faces afterwards before it goes off.

Why is this thread still up? It was being deleted last time I checked.

thethirdbiscuiteer · 02/12/2018 16:09

Posting for delete msg

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 16:15

It has been on since 730 am .
Not going to delete now . It’s got staying power .

Zulor · 02/12/2018 16:17

So we've talked ourselves into believing Steve now. Steve who knocked on the door and she answered? Nobody answers the door in real life.

ElizabethMainwaring · 02/12/2018 16:18

I saw this thread first thing this morning. It did not make me laugh out loud , roll about, piss myself etc. I've just read load of subsequent posts and really can't see what is so hilarious. Classics? Really? Who would want to read this rubbish?

ApocalypseNowt · 02/12/2018 16:19

Did it taste/smell like a successful penis? If so it's definitely the boss.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 16:20

You did

iklboo · 02/12/2018 16:20

Maybe she could have had a swig from a handy penis beaker?

KeepServingTheDrinks · 02/12/2018 16:22

Notacluewhatthisis maybe your DH has just got very neutral smelling come?

I don't want to push anyone into infidelity, but an experiment of 1 doesn't sound very scientific.
Maybe all our DHs need to get lucky?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 16:23

Ok, so she gets a promotion, maybe she told her ex too and he came over and she rewarded him for her promotion.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 16:25

Steve, did she give you head after dinner/beers? Or was she all headed out?

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 16:29

Maybe the beer had a good head on it ?

ElizabethMainwaring · 02/12/2018 16:38

Santababycharlie, yes. I read it obviously. What I mean is that I would not recommend doing so. It's not funny. It s a shame that this thread is still limping on.

SecretWitch · 02/12/2018 16:41

I’ve got that stupid Hall and Oates lyric, Your kiss, your kiss, is on my lips” going round my head now.

Sunflowersforever · 02/12/2018 16:54

Hope your tummy is better Op Wink

HeebieJeebies456 · 02/12/2018 17:18

Maybe she drank her Mooncup water? Grin Grin Grin

HereIgoagainxx · 02/12/2018 17:22

SecretWitch bahahaGrin

SecretWitch · 02/12/2018 17:25

Herelgoagainxx, right? I’ve been concocting all sort of rude follow ups to go with those lyrics..

HustleRussell · 02/12/2018 17:40

Was it cheddar or more brie tasting? If remotely sticky lips then yes, she has sucked cock.

erykahb · 02/12/2018 17:47

😂😂😂

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 02/12/2018 18:00

Ffs

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