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DH dressing up as a dog!

155 replies

Number1Mummy · 12/09/2018 12:29

Hi Girls

I've found myself in a bit of a pickle and I don't know what to do. My story is a little unusual, so please be patient with me. About 6 months ago, I started to become suspicious that DH was bringing another woman in to our home when I'm at work (he works from home and was being quite distant at the time). I decided to install small hidden cameras around the house to see if I could catch him out. I know I should have just come out and asked him, but I didnt think he would tell me the truth. Well, after about a month of checking the footage back each day, I couldn't actually find any evidence of DH doing anything particularly interesting. I really felt relieved, but guilty that I'd been watching him. I should have just pulled out the cameras there and then, but I decided to keep watching the footage back each day. About halfway in to the second month I saw something I really wasnt expecting and I still don't know how to take it. Basicly I saw DH go in to a cupboard and pull out some kind of back pack. From the back pack he took out what appears to be a dog suit and put it on. I honestly dont know how to say this without sounding stupid, but about onece, maybe twice a week DH has been dressing up like a dog and running around the house pretending to be a dog!

I honestly almost wish he had just been having an affair as I would have at least known how to deal with that. It doesnt appear to be anything sexual, but his behavior is just so strange! running aorund the house on all fours with his tongue hanging out. Even pretending to bark as mail comes through the door. I tried to find his costume to confront him about his behavior, but when I looked in the cupboard it was gone! Worst of all, I can't reveal to him how I know what he's been doing because I've been filming him in secret, which makes me seem like a stalker!

Do any of you have any advice, I don't want DH to think I'm crazy, but he's running around our home pretending to be a dog and we have 2 children together. Again, I don't think it's anything sexual, but it's sertainly not normal.

What should i do!?!?

OP posts:
MeetMeInMontauk · 12/09/2018 12:30
Biscuit
GeorgePorge · 12/09/2018 12:32

4/10

TeddyIsaHe · 12/09/2018 12:32

2/10

WizzbangWallopWot · 12/09/2018 12:32

That's ruff!

MsHomeSlice · 12/09/2018 12:32

Pop a packet of bonios in the cupboard for him.

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 12/09/2018 12:33

I have no advice.
It's up to you to take the lead here.

WizzbangWallopWot · 12/09/2018 12:33

I'm wondering if your got this right or if you're barking up the wrong tree?

🐕 🌲

Or maybe he's "leading" you on?

Or maybe he's barking mad?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 12/09/2018 12:33

Does he try to hump your leg?

Ginorchoc · 12/09/2018 12:34

Get a cat suit and you can play Cats and Dogs and chase each other.

HoleyCoMoley · 12/09/2018 12:34

leave out a bowl of water and a some Winalot. Bit bored today are we.

DearMrDilkington · 12/09/2018 12:34

That is a pickle Grin

I suppose you should buy him a chew toy to keep him busy, hopefully it'll occupy him long enough from scaring the postman.

ZacharyQuack · 12/09/2018 12:35

Don't be a bitch.

Or do be a bitch, it's up to you.

elmo1980 · 12/09/2018 12:35

As long as he cleans up after himself I don't see the problem

Notamorningperson84 · 12/09/2018 12:36

Maybe he found noticed the cameras and decided to mess with you?

isthismylifenow · 12/09/2018 12:37

What type of dog? This information is important.

I mean if its a Labrador you don't want to be leaving your best shoes laying around.

DiagramFan · 12/09/2018 12:37

He's one sick puppy.

Singlenotsingle · 12/09/2018 12:38

Is he housetrained? Shock

BishopBrennansArse · 12/09/2018 12:39

-1/10

Whatifigglepiggleandpeppadated · 12/09/2018 12:39

Well this is made up.

PickleSarnie · 12/09/2018 12:39

I wouldn't worry unless he starts cocking his leg and weeing against the sofa

Omgineedanamechange · 12/09/2018 12:40

Take him to the vet for neutering, that’ll learn him.

BastardGoDarkly · 12/09/2018 12:40

Have you also got a real dog? What does he think?

TroysMammy · 12/09/2018 12:40

Does he piss against objects to mark his territory and does he sniff people's arses? That would be a deal breaker for me.

NotMyFinestMoment · 12/09/2018 12:41

It's called puppy play and it's a sexual fetish. He sounds like he has a BDSM/kink side that you may (or may not be aware of). Is he gay or do you have any suspicions that he could be gay/seeing other men?

PleaseJustSayNo · 12/09/2018 12:42

Get an STI check asap