DH dressing up as a dog!

[Number1Mummy]

Hi Girls

I've found myself in a bit of a pickle and I don't know what to do. My story is a little unusual, so please be patient with me. About 6 months ago, I started to become suspicious that DH was bringing another woman in to our home when I'm at work (he works from home and was being quite distant at the time). I decided to install small hidden cameras around the house to see if I could catch him out. I know I should have just come out and asked him, but I didnt think he would tell me the truth. Well, after about a month of checking the footage back each day, I couldn't actually find any evidence of DH doing anything particularly interesting. I really felt relieved, but guilty that I'd been watching him. I should have just pulled out the cameras there and then, but I decided to keep watching the footage back each day. About halfway in to the second month I saw something I really wasnt expecting and I still don't know how to take it. Basicly I saw DH go in to a cupboard and pull out some kind of back pack. From the back pack he took out what appears to be a dog suit and put it on. I honestly dont know how to say this without sounding stupid, but about onece, maybe twice a week DH has been dressing up like a dog and running around the house pretending to be a dog!

I honestly almost wish he had just been having an affair as I would have at least known how to deal with that. It doesnt appear to be anything sexual, but his behavior is just so strange! running aorund the house on all fours with his tongue hanging out. Even pretending to bark as mail comes through the door. I tried to find his costume to confront him about his behavior, but when I looked in the cupboard it was gone! Worst of all, I can't reveal to him how I know what he's been doing because I've been filming him in secret, which makes me seem like a stalker!

Do any of you have any advice, I don't want DH to think I'm crazy, but he's running around our home pretending to be a dog and we have 2 children together. Again, I don't think it's anything sexual, but it's sertainly not normal.

What should i do!?!?

Putting this here to see the deletion message!

If this is real he is a furry.

Oh dear

Start calling him Clifford, make him play red rover with the kids.

CALL 101 IMMEDIATELY

Give the dog a bone

I used to be a werewolf, but Im alright noooooowwwww

Zzzzzzzzz

So obviously a troll. Must try harder.

Popcorn anyone?

You won't winalot of respect with this post OP

He'll know you've rumbled him when you make him sleep in a basket in the laundry room and start feeding him tripe three times a week.

Have you tried singing "And they called it puppy lo-oo-oove"? He might growl along with you!

Have you booked him on for castration or doing a home DIY job??

This is furry strange indeed

At least this one was collared . . .

lol I think this has the potential to end up in classics.

If the Channel 4 programme is still on catch up it’s well worth a watch. We sent a team GB dog to the international dog competition and it was brilliant. Our dog was a proper dog who wagged his tail and fetched the ball. All of the other dogs were in leather bondage gear humping. Amazing TV.

Does he also use a sexy, husky voice?

It’s still on Channel 4 and it’s called Secret Life of the Human Pups. Watch it and be, well um, just be

Disclaimer: it wasn’t an ‘official’ Team GB competition per se...

It's a dog eat dog world out there these days.

LTB definitely before this thread goes walkies

I missed this post. I was dog tired and needed a cat nap.