DH dressing up as a dog!

[Number1Mummy]

Hi Girls

I've found myself in a bit of a pickle and I don't know what to do. My story is a little unusual, so please be patient with me. About 6 months ago, I started to become suspicious that DH was bringing another woman in to our home when I'm at work (he works from home and was being quite distant at the time). I decided to install small hidden cameras around the house to see if I could catch him out. I know I should have just come out and asked him, but I didnt think he would tell me the truth. Well, after about a month of checking the footage back each day, I couldn't actually find any evidence of DH doing anything particularly interesting. I really felt relieved, but guilty that I'd been watching him. I should have just pulled out the cameras there and then, but I decided to keep watching the footage back each day. About halfway in to the second month I saw something I really wasnt expecting and I still don't know how to take it. Basicly I saw DH go in to a cupboard and pull out some kind of back pack. From the back pack he took out what appears to be a dog suit and put it on. I honestly dont know how to say this without sounding stupid, but about onece, maybe twice a week DH has been dressing up like a dog and running around the house pretending to be a dog!

I honestly almost wish he had just been having an affair as I would have at least known how to deal with that. It doesnt appear to be anything sexual, but his behavior is just so strange! running aorund the house on all fours with his tongue hanging out. Even pretending to bark as mail comes through the door. I tried to find his costume to confront him about his behavior, but when I looked in the cupboard it was gone! Worst of all, I can't reveal to him how I know what he's been doing because I've been filming him in secret, which makes me seem like a stalker!

Do any of you have any advice, I don't want DH to think I'm crazy, but he's running around our home pretending to be a dog and we have 2 children together. Again, I don't think it's anything sexual, but it's sertainly not normal.

What should i do!?!?

Well at least he sounds like a happy Chappie.

And I guess you OP are as Purina as the driven snow huh? Where’s your pedigree, chum?

At least he was only dressing up, not chasing pussy.

< dog biscuits

Trolls don't even try anymore.

Shouldn’t this be in Pets?

Do people know for sure this is a troll?

It's just, I know that some people really do have these fetishes where they dress up like a dog, or act like one and sometimes horses too.

If it's real, the OP must feel even worse that they can't share it anywhere without it being a big joke.

She starts by saying 'hi girls'. That's as much of a giveaway as the subject matter.

So it's no, nay, never
No, nay never, no more
Will he play the wild Rover
No never, no more...

She starts by saying 'hi girls'.

He's not a she. And he has a ridiculous username that overcompensates far too much. That's another indication. Male trolls often use feminine names or play up the 'mummy mummy mummy'.

I think if he starts licking his bollocks and humping your leg, you'd better book a trip to the vet.

@bethy15

Further up the thread MNHQ have commented.

OP you sound like a right pedigree chump.

Do you have any cats? I'd want to know he wasn't chasing them.

Who knows what else the dirty dog has been up to with the bitch next door, best make sure your tetanus and rabies jabs are up to date.

Take him to the vet.

Oh and by the way - "Hi Girls". Really?

No way is this tail fur real. The dog biscuits are stacking up and it's clear the OP was trying to lead us down the garden path but it was a paw 🐾 effort and we didn't bite...

Op, did he have a boner?

Getting off wacked on Scooby Snax

Text him that you know what he's been up to, and he's in the doghouse....

Is this him?

Don't mis-species Rover. Transdogs are dogs you bullies.

@StealthNinjaMum boner 😂

@FucksGiven as long as they pee in the right garden

Hahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahaha

Woof

ikl

He must be feeling Ruff.

No bones about it I bet he’s in the dog house now. At least he will have some paws for thought. This is my first LTD.