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DH dressing up as a dog!

155 replies

Number1Mummy · 12/09/2018 12:29

Hi Girls

I've found myself in a bit of a pickle and I don't know what to do. My story is a little unusual, so please be patient with me. About 6 months ago, I started to become suspicious that DH was bringing another woman in to our home when I'm at work (he works from home and was being quite distant at the time). I decided to install small hidden cameras around the house to see if I could catch him out. I know I should have just come out and asked him, but I didnt think he would tell me the truth. Well, after about a month of checking the footage back each day, I couldn't actually find any evidence of DH doing anything particularly interesting. I really felt relieved, but guilty that I'd been watching him. I should have just pulled out the cameras there and then, but I decided to keep watching the footage back each day. About halfway in to the second month I saw something I really wasnt expecting and I still don't know how to take it. Basicly I saw DH go in to a cupboard and pull out some kind of back pack. From the back pack he took out what appears to be a dog suit and put it on. I honestly dont know how to say this without sounding stupid, but about onece, maybe twice a week DH has been dressing up like a dog and running around the house pretending to be a dog!

I honestly almost wish he had just been having an affair as I would have at least known how to deal with that. It doesnt appear to be anything sexual, but his behavior is just so strange! running aorund the house on all fours with his tongue hanging out. Even pretending to bark as mail comes through the door. I tried to find his costume to confront him about his behavior, but when I looked in the cupboard it was gone! Worst of all, I can't reveal to him how I know what he's been doing because I've been filming him in secret, which makes me seem like a stalker!

Do any of you have any advice, I don't want DH to think I'm crazy, but he's running around our home pretending to be a dog and we have 2 children together. Again, I don't think it's anything sexual, but it's sertainly not normal.

What should i do!?!?

OP posts:
Kidssendingmenuts · 12/09/2018 15:13

Too busy laughing at the thought of a grown man running round as a dog to give advice sorry 😂😂😂

Shortyboo · 12/09/2018 15:15

Offer to get him neutered. He’ll soon snap out of it...

restart2018 · 12/09/2018 15:16
Hmm
SwordToFlamethrower · 12/09/2018 15:26

Get him urgebt medical attention. A vet. Has he been neutered?

LondonLassInTheCountry · 12/09/2018 15:34

His a furry..... Google it :)

PlinkPlink · 12/09/2018 15:34

Well this ones a right howler!!! 😂😂 sorry... had to do it 😂

AndTheBandPlayedOn · 12/09/2018 15:47

Ta, London.
This old dog learned a new trick today. And it is even politicized...Leave it!

Imho, the opening “Hi girls” laid the scent trail.

If true, tell him he will be ok and start him in agility. That may have him shed the fur.

MNHQ: Brew Star

MollyHuaCha · 12/09/2018 15:57

Best thread I've read for ages.

OP, you're barking mad...

StylishMummy · 12/09/2018 15:58

MNHQ - vote for classics Grin

QueenOfMyWorld · 12/09/2018 16:02

😂😂😂

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 12/09/2018 16:03

If he finds the cameras he’ll feel like a pedigree chump.

Ohyesiam · 12/09/2018 16:03

But the million dollar question is can he lick his bollocks?

Bitrustyandbusty · 12/09/2018 16:03

The OP has disappeared. Hope s/he doesn’t think we’re hounding them...

Emmageddon · 12/09/2018 16:18

My friend makes a fortune creating costumes for the Furry Community. I hope your DH got his fold-out dog suit from a reputable supplier, otherwise at his next Furry convention, he'll be a laughing stock.

SandyY2K · 12/09/2018 16:30

You're like a dog with a bone...let it go. 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

lynmilne65 · 12/09/2018 16:44

I take it from the amount of sarcasm no one is taking this seriously, haven't you heard about foibles before?

RomanMum · 12/09/2018 16:49

Well it certainly makes you paws for thought

BastardGoDarkly · 12/09/2018 16:50

Let's have a butchers.

BastardGoDarkly · 12/09/2018 16:51

LTD

Tattletale · 12/09/2018 16:58

Anyone else humming 'you ain't nothing but a hound dog?'

twominfromthebeach · 12/09/2018 17:04

I hope he doesn't get a manky bumhole and drag himself across the carpet leaving skid arms.

Great thread :)

twominfromthebeach · 12/09/2018 17:05

*skidmarks!

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 12/09/2018 17:05

Ok so have just properly laughed out loud & am getting some odd looks from others in the office...
Fucking running round the house in a dog suit with his tongue hanging out-hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

poorbuthappy · 12/09/2018 17:07

Stick a thermometer up his arse and see if he enjoys it.

theworldistoosmall · 12/09/2018 17:10

Aw I'm disappointed MNHQ showed the op the door so early on. Least this one had a sense of humour.