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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

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HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:46

Fair enough np, i was trying to be polite for once but got a bit tongue tied. or finger tied as im typing.

CountessDracula · 30/01/2007 14:47

for all you anal refuseniks, maybe you should buy some of these and stick them up your bum
that should put paid to any future requests

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:47

tell it like it is HD, don't be twee

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:47

aww thats rather sweet HD

Flumpybumpy · 30/01/2007 14:47

Exactly, he wouldn't want a RL one up his poo chute and neither do I !!!!!!!

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:47

I was afraid to click on that link, CD

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:48

jeez i cna think of worse things than anal tbh

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:48

wouldn't use my toys on him, they are MINE!!!

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:48

I live in Kent, born in Essex. Sorry NP

Marshmellow · 30/01/2007 14:48

WurlyWurly - you actually had an orgasm from anal sex!! God....we tried it a few times (copious amounts of alcohol and in the early days of our relationship!) and i nearly passed out on each occasion. It was the most stinging, burning awful feeling like sh*tting a house!
Dh is always on about the whole 3some thing but even he agrees that it's only nice as a fantasy.
He only really shags me if i have stockings etc on - he's very into all that and would love me to be more adventurous - keeps reminding me of the early days! Before kids and total exhaustion i was a sex goddess!

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:49

dotn say sorry, im rather relieved tbh

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 14:49

i can't, naily.

i really can't.

besides a threesome w/a woman. not my thing anymore than it would be most guys who suggest this to sleep w/a man.

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:49

If you lend your toys to your dh/dp, they are bound to come back dirty, broken or "improved" like anything else we get our hands on.

Caligula · 30/01/2007 14:50

I once had a boyf who wanted me to stick my finger up his bottom.

No thank you. I'm not a doctor and I'm not putting on rubber gloves during sex. And still less doing it without rubber gloves!

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:50

Has anyone stuck their finger up their dp/dh's hole? my dp is waiting for me to do it but im worried about his reaction!

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Flumpybumpy · 30/01/2007 14:50

PMSL HD

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:50

DW did it to me once, she had to peel me off the ceiling!

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:50

I think we need a [repressed] emoticon

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:51

marsh as long as it slow and i'm in control (normally me on top) then its fine, not something we do all the time, but its enjoyable

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 14:51

christ on a bike! i could not stand to be w/some bloke who wasn't happy w/what he'd got.

i'd tell him if he didn't like it to go take a long walk up a short pier.

FoghornLeghorn · 30/01/2007 14:51

juicychops, I have tried to do it to my DH to get him back for coincidentally getting the wrong whole during sex but he jumps a mile

UnquietDad · 30/01/2007 14:51

I remember an interview with Boy George where he was answering some myths about being gay, one of which was the idea that gay men all have penetrative anal sex and that it is a "dirty" option.

He cited some evidence (forget where from, sorry) that there are NO MORE bacteria in the average rectum than in the average vagina.

I've no idea if he was right, but it was food for thought!

Caligula · 30/01/2007 14:52

In a good or bad way HappyDaddy?

Why would anyone want to stick their fingers up someone's bum? Yuk, frankly.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:52

i was the '3rd party' once in a 3some - my friend at the time and her bf, afterwards, she didnt talk to me again and she and her bf split up

she blames me for necking her bf, and as she says she felt left out

3somes are not a good idea ime

dont do it

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:52

dont fancy sticking my fingers there TBH