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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

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ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:25

wurlywurly...my dh would love to be married to you!!!

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:25

threesomes are ok, but someone inevitably gets left out ime. Have had them in previous relationships but not with DH (nor would I want to)

piglit · 30/01/2007 14:26

Is pirate sex where you shout "ooo arrr jim lahd" when you do it?

UnquietDad · 30/01/2007 14:26

It's where the man shivers his timber.

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:26

ROFL @ piglit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flumpybumpy · 30/01/2007 14:27

He tried sneaking in a finger thinking I wouldn't notice

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/01/2007 14:27

Snort at Greeny !!!

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:27

3somes - one person is always jealous and feels left out, and resents it forever

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:27

wurlywurly - get dressed up as a pirate, y'know eyepatch, boots etc. He wanted the noises too.....

(Joke btw. There was a troll/joke thread on here a while back claiming the same things. Was v funny)

Flumpybumpy · 30/01/2007 14:27

PMSL piglit

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:28

do you notice that when a thread comes up even vaguely related to sex...all the blokes come out...[rolling eyes emoticon]

Where were you all when I needed a chocolate cake recipie eh??

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:28

have been with dh for 13 years and once a month ds' go to MIL for the weekend and we "play", we have lots of toys, lubicrant and then play. Yes we have done anal and the orgasm that i get from it in unreal!!!

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:29
nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:29

er cheers for the wurly....

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:29

that not the

tsk

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:29

itsmeNDP, just in case i do end up doing it, from past experience, is there any conditions or things i should or shouldnt agree to? dp recons that neither of us will be left out at any time and that we have to make sure we involve eachother at all times

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itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:30

rofl @ naily and wurly

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:30

you get an orgasm from it wurly.....

monkeymonkeymoomoo · 30/01/2007 14:30

Nothing. In fact there are many things I wish he would ask me to do

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:31

yeah, it took some presuading (and alcohol) for me to actually give in.

Cloudhopper · 30/01/2007 14:31

I'm torn between fascination at the honesty and a feeling of "too much information".

lou33 · 30/01/2007 14:31

nothing i can think of, we are v well matched

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:31

juicy, dont do it

i mean it

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:32

monkey TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT

oliveoil · 30/01/2007 14:32

oh fantastic, a sex thread

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