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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
FoghornLeghorn · 30/01/2007 14:37

Anal - Not my cuppa char at al, aint never gonna happen !

CountessDracula · 30/01/2007 14:38

no!
Actually it was in a pub I think

3rdTriMossTer · 30/01/2007 14:38

Ludaloo and did he enjoy it?

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:38

hmmm....I see but poo still comes out of it!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get past the poo shute aspect...........

monkeymonkeymoomoo · 30/01/2007 14:38

Think you are right HappyDaddy some things are best left to the imagination, so WHY do men want a threesome or anal??

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:39

I didn't oblige Mosster !!!!!!!!!!!

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:40

TBH, I think it is mainly women that hung up on the hygiene aspect of sex. Sex is not in itself a particularly 'clean' act.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:40

that ARE hung up on..

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:40

The taboo and "dirtyness" of the idea, I think.

Not into anal myself. Why ignore the wonderfully inviting lady parts for something I've got myself?

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:41

normal sex...no probs with mess...just the thought of anal makes me skwirm....

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:41

think men only want these things cos they know they arent gonna get them,

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:41

Like a Ferrari, wurlywurly...

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:42

yeah he knows i cant give him a ferrari tho.

UnquietDad · 30/01/2007 14:42

I remember at university there was a Clause 28 debate, with Union people and invited guests. After the university's main Anti person had spoken, it was the turn of the main Pro person, who was well-known as being a member of the University Conservative Assoc. and something of a reactionary. And so he began his terribly enlightened defence of Clause 28 with the immortal words:

"MY arse is for shitting out of."

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:42

retch @ 'wonderfully inviting lady bits'

lazyemma · 30/01/2007 14:42

No-one's ever taking me up the wrong'un. Thankfully my husband has never shown any interest in that part of my anatomy.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:43

LOL @ UD

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:43

couldn't have put it better unquietdad!!!

CountessDracula · 30/01/2007 14:43

yes quite ndp

Does your dw have a big beckoning finger poking out of her fanjo?

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:44

men delight in sticking their knob into any inviting orifice or hole

"just to see what it feels like"

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 14:45

PMSL !!!!!!!!

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:45

Next time I'll just say tits and twat, then .

Flumpybumpy · 30/01/2007 14:45

I tried the whole 'if you do it first' thing, so he went a bought a rabbit from Ann Summers!!!!

Haven't used it on him........having too much fun myself

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:45

tits and twats is better IMO than lady bits

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 14:46

Um, no, flumpy, dildos and pegging don't count.

He'd have to do it w/a real live willy up his yin yang.

As in, another man's.

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