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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

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HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:52

It cracks me up how it's always the bloke who thinks his partner is "unadventurous" or whatever. Heaven forbid that we're actually not as good as we think and, therefore, our partners aren't that bothered about doing more?

Obviously I'm exempt from that statement.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:53

Caligula there is an anatomical reason for male anal penetration - stimulation of the prostate

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:53

Im dying to do it to dp! apparently its supposed to be brilliant for them just as they are about to come

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HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:54

In a bad way Caligula. It was just very uncomfortable and didn't feel right at all. Hence I wouldn't dream of hassling dw to let me up there.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:54

UD, I think sexual health advice is that it ok to go from vagina to anus but NEVER to go from anus to vagina (without either washing or changing your condom) because of the risks of infection

Caligula · 30/01/2007 14:54

Oh I know NDP, just couldn't be doing with putting my delicate finger up there.

If he wanted me to poke him with a barge-pole or something, then I might consider it. But with my finger? No way.

wurlywurly · 30/01/2007 14:55

dh has had a finger up his bum - the doctor did it when he had piles

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:55

If my prostate needs stimulating, I'll read it a good book.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:55

so I would question the anus is as 'clean' as the vagina

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:56

lol Caligula

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 14:56

god yes ndp

you mustnt eve accept a knob in you vag thats just been up your bum, unless its cleaned on the way

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:57

No wonder this site is anonymous!

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:57

spoken like a true nurse, np

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 14:57

you don't want your finger up his arse but you're fine w/him putting his cock up yours?

see, i just don't get that.

if he wants something up his bum he can buy a bum plug or find a bloke.

if that makes me 'unadventurous' he can take a hike.

3rdTriMossTer · 30/01/2007 14:58

I have done the "finger of fudge" at the critical moment thing. Dh didn't enjoy it one bit.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:58

god this thread is funny

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 14:58

You'd be surprised at what an old thing like me has got up to, but I've never done these things that have been suggested in dim & distant past (not by the man I eventually married I'm please to say!)...

Had a 3 some
Poked finger up his bum
Weed on him
Let him wee in my mouth
Comb my pubic hair

God there are some very strange men about, aren't there!

Dh - fortunately for me - is 'adventurous' but not a weirdo - unlike one or two that I've known in the past!

dressedupnowheretogo · 30/01/2007 14:59

i love anal when im plastered i always orgasm must say

i have never swallowed and nevr intend to

and im too fat to be confident enuff to have a threesome

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 14:59

comb your pubes ?

Why would you have a big objection to that one ?!

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 14:59

this thread's hysterical.

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 14:59

Now weeing is something I never understand.

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:00

see, i don't get this.

you'll let someone put their entire Johnson up your crack but you won't swallow?!

mmm-kay.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:00

i once had a bf who wanted me to squat naked on his parents glass coffee table and do a poo while he lay under the glass and wanked (he was obv turned on at the thought of the sight of me doing a poo)

he was swiftly ditched

typical farmer

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:01

OMG OMG OMG

am PMSL at that NP.

juicychops · 30/01/2007 15:01

i always swallow as ive no problems with it. Don't men think its rude if you suddenly stop to spit it out?

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