what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

[juicychops]

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

He is?

Have sex with him!

Pinkchampagne - I'm with you! Has he ever told you that his trousers are too tight due to large balls that need emptying tho?

Told him to go and F&)$%ng do it himself!

PMSL!
No haven't ever had that line before! I'm sure he had balls the size of watermelons, but it wasn't my problem!!

Wikipedia is enough, thanks! And to think I used to watch him on Grandstand with my old grandpa.

I know, 6 days later and I'm still PMSL over it. He'd die if he knew I'd told all and sundry, but it is amusing!!

Anyone elses DH come out with an amazing one-liner to do with sex?

Think my BIL has said something similar to my sister though. He says they are hurting him if he doesn't get sex after about a week, and she tells him to go sort himself out & leave her alone!!

telling my dh to "go do it your fi£%$$^% self" is not exactly nice, is it

jesus, theres no need to be rude, thats not even funny

nailpolish. It was all said in jest. Don't take it personally, DH didn't!

uch sorry

ive just ahd a long discussion with my cousin about this, long story, sorry

Hey, FM doesn't get offended very often!! Don't worry! All just a bit of play!

Taking heart from Funki and Pink... can we have an honest show of hands from everyone who would be more than happy not to have to have sex? I've felt a bit as if I should be a freak or something recently, and i Know I'm not.

(Blu, 10am fine tomorrow.)

(ok - good!)

Lazy,

I've been off it for ages. I think it might have something to do with the AD's I'm on stiffling sex drive or something....maybe it's just lack of sleep, but I'd prefer a nice bath and an early night to sex at present!!

(don't worry, everyone, I'll also get the details and post immediately afterwards!)

(you'll be working for the Sun next...)

I'm always using enticing one liners. Then when i get a knock back sigh and say "well if you don't ask..."

PS bloke's balls do physically ache if not emptied regularly!

jeez, that old 'ballache' line again

it wears so thin

It might wear thin for you, sweetheart, but for us blokes it's a painful reality.

You lot are such hard work

you dont have to empty then inside a woman you know

and call me sweetheart again, i love it...

No, we don't have to but we much prefer to. Saves on the kleenex.

Sweetheart.

You're so easy. sweetheart.

Not sure I can keep this up.

youre gonna have to, baby

im high maintenance but worth it