what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

[juicychops]

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

There have been a few who don't like giving BJs.

Expat LOVES it though. And tells us often

We DID watch, but only because the taxi was VERY late arriving. My was cross and drunk and was whingeing about being promised choccie biscuits, which never appeared. I think she felt so short changed over the biscuits non-appearance that she quite forgot to watch the sex!

Jushy: does he maybe need to wash his willy properly? Or eat less curry?

MadameZ are you the resident Ann Summers or what? Do you specialise in anything other than sex?

ivelostmyboobs - you will be fine unless you make a habit of putting away your saucepans in the nude!

He is very clean and is circumcised so much more hygenic but it tastes really salty-is that cos of curry then!? lol...not just the main stuff but the bit that comes before it..eughhhhhhhhhhhhhh yucky! maybe i will get him to eat more strawberrys and mangos, apparently that makes it taste sweeter...i feel sick thinking about it!

God, I'm glad someone agrees that it's not natural

Honestly, if some of you can't even use the right words....you shouldn't be having sex at all!

Tastes horrible! I do give him bjs and we have 69 but can say its nicest thing i tasted. Why cant it taste like chocolate, if it did we would all do it alot more and apparantly its full of protein (my husband tells me its good for me!)

Jushy: a diet of more fruit and veg might have some effect. Also (avert your eyes, bj-haters) you could try dolloping some yoghurt or chocolate sauce on his tackle. The best thing is creme de menthe - not only does it stop you tasting what you aren't keen on, but it also makes the skin tingle adding to the fun for him.
Incognito: I've never worked for Ann Summers but I do have a lot of professional experience that has to do with sex. Rather not say more.

madamez, Sex therapist?????

i did dirty pics for DF, but deleted them all as they were on our laptop and people often go on it whilst here and i was terrified of them finding them, how awful would that be??

i kept a few of the beginning ones though, just kisses

lol at Caligula: "I'm beginning to think repression has had a bad press..."

Am pleased to see that theres not many name changers on this thread!!

Me I can't say there is anything that plenty of alcohol and other substances haven't helped me do.....well, apart from the shitting on tables and messing with other peoples dogs.

Have been known to be too into spanking/whipping for my own good....

I have a friend who is a bit sex obsessed - I live my sex life through her - she crushes up viagra tabs into her boyfriends meals to get her wicked way.

Thankfully he has no allegeric reaction except when his cock is standing to attention during Eastender's he gives her a look of 'you've done it again - haven't you'

Omigog, I was so mesmerised reading this thread that it didn't register for some time that our male steward (housekeeper) was busy cleaning right next me. And when I went to shut the page down the bl%dy computer froze and I could not get the page to go away! ROFL!!!

ROFL suedonim

Everey time I see this thread I am still thinking of Frank Bough

Someone explain Frank Bough to me.....

yeh who is he??!
Mademez-thanks for the tips, where do you get creme de menthe from?

He is begging me reveal the filthy secrets of our sex life on a parenting board so that other people can shudder with .

He is such a perv.

OI, Blu, I just emailed you re WORK.

(yes i e mailed you back...my e mail is playing silly buggers. which i would NEVER do. Shudder in )

(Could you send it again?)

(it's all getting delayed...you will just get 2 messages at midnight. The message is: 10 am tomorrow any good?)

And i'm still not going to give in to dp and post details of my sex life, so move along you lot.....

Frank Bough - albeit a tame description. If you want to be more lurid, google it yourself!