what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

[juicychops]

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

(back having refreshed self with Pot Noodle and nice merlot bought by lady who has taken away travel system and high chair. Some of you are probably going to think that's code for even more arcane sexual practices...)
Annnnd...as to biting, some men like a little gentle pressure with the teeth - but don't do it when the tow of you have some.. er... issues that haven't been fully discussed. Oh, and a nip is a great way to deter an unwanted willy...
As to stinging nettles, they are v popular among the pleasure-pain folks as they are almost entirely safe and natural, deliver a sharp sting that mellows to a warm glow, etc. Though I do think that people with known anaphylaxis type problems maybe ought not to go there (maybe a medical MNer can confirm this?)
BTW, nothing immoral about the shitting-on-coffee-tables - well, ok not on MY coffee table you don't - but the dog thing is Not On. Informed consent is what matters, folks.
And pampas grass- sorry to f*ck up anyone's Alan Titchmarch fantasies but I think this is an urban myth on the level of the fishbowl full of car keys.

And finally, if someone wants to explain to me the apocalyptic perversity that is CATing, I offer myself up for a bit of it with anyone who wants to know where their local swingers club is.

I know, expat. i asked him what he did when faced with them, and he replied 'what could I do ? I ate around them and said nothing' HAHAHAHA

Ever the gent

NDP, I think I'd have just given up, moved up and rodgered her to save the toe-stepping - erm, I mean tongue-stepping.

I can't say I've ever had to worry about that in all my years of blowing cocks.

FWIW, I learned to give a fellatio from a gay male who'd just suffered terrible heartbreak at the hands of his boyfriend, and used me to get back at him.

Hey, education is never a waste, is what I was thinking!

He did explain that some men do indeed like a little pressure in the area between their testicles and anus.

But to ask first.

OK, so hygiene does matter when it comes to oral (look, having bogroll stuck up your chuff, it will ITCH! You'll NOTICE!) And if you are feeling sensitive, you can always run off for a quick splash before getting down to business.
Hey, actually, unless both parties are happy with one of those anti-hygiene "darling I want to experience the full beauty of your natural fragrance, because I love every bit of you" type fetishes, a good wash is paramount. So those of you who might be looking for sex with a new person, bear in mind that if they can't take care of their mouth properly (bad breath, mouldy teeth, food all over beard) then maybe their genitalia will be a touch on the mingy side too.
Not everyone loves oral sex from either end, anyway - if you don't, then fair enough but don't condemn a partner for asking: it's a pretty harmless preference.

madamez - when you say loo roll up your chuff will itch, that's crap. Only if it was a massive hunk of the the stuff. Not if little bobbles of the tissue you wiped yourself with lodged themsleves in your creases. I'm not talking an entire bloody 24pk of bumper Andrex [eyeroll]

I have often wondered if oral sex was the source of suspicion of bidets and continentals the English used to have.

PMSL at this thread its hysterical! I wish my hubby would ask me to do anything to be honest. In 12 years he has never asked for anything and when asked will always change the subject? He is generally quite crap at communication but guess he gets embarrassed?

Having said that, he is an absolute legend in bed and I have no complaints - I just hope he hasn't either!

My DH went south the other night for only about the 2nd time in 7 years (I used to say I didn't like it but oooooooh, what was I talking about) and now he thinks I'm having an affair for taking to it with gusto!

I've dumped partners who didn't want to reciprocate oral sex.

Sorry, but for me, it's a necessary standard.

And I'm pretty 'vanilla'.

Ah yes pressure between testicles and anus is just what does it for my dp. Especially when he's taking that little bit to long (e.g. when drunk) Don't know where I read it, but it does work!
Ok gotta go now and let someone else hog the puter

Nothing. I love sex and anything to do with it and I love my DP. Been with him for 11 years and never said no and same goes for him. Then again he's never asked me to bring the cat up or take a shit on the kitchen table, maybe if he did I'd have to consider saying my first no!

He's certainly got some catching up to do, I love BJs too so there's a massive deficit going on. Can't stand the idea of him trying too hard though - all those questioning looks upwards - and since I've never had an orgasm with anything other than battery powered he's got a challenge on his hands (or elsewhere).

It can be a deffo bonus for some men, belgian.

As for the bog roll in the fanny, did he get it stuck in his mouth? Or was it in the daylight/lights on?

If it were actually in her fanny, though, I think, yeah, maybe it would've been itchy.

But in her folds, well, yeah, it could go unnoticed.

Arrggh.

That's right up there w/the friggin' a dog post.

Boak!

I did see a bloke one time who told me his last girlfriend's fanny 'smelled funny'.

You can better believe we went to the GUM clinic and he had to show me his results before he came anywhere near me!

NDP: well the times I've actually had bobbles of loo roll up my chuff it has bothered me. Erm, I think perhaps i was being too presumptive about other people's chuffs in that we do all vary in a) amount of pubes we might have for bobbles of loo roll to get lodged in and b) how intricately and indeed magnificently wrinkled our flaps might be.

(reaches for rest of bottle of wine with realisation that a "so what does YOURS look like" thread is not far away...)

All this talk of coffee tables reminds me of an experience from my youth. Me and my mate accepted coffee post-night club from three lads. Went round theirs only to find they wanted me and my mate to watch whilst two of the blokes had gay sex under the glass coffee table whilst the third bloke served the coffee and biscuits to us, all polite like.

See, I'd have watched that, the moon.

More out of pure curiosity than anything else.

M-kay

Dressed up in my riding gear for DH. He thought it was great but I was wearing long boots so my jodhpurs were round my knees and thus I could only get legs about 20cm apart. I do not like to be restricted!

I've been asked by lots of ex's to pose for photo's - absolutely no bloody chance!

themoon - I'd have watched that just to see if two men could have sex under a coffee table without knocking the coffee pot over

I don't get the dressing up thingy.

I like to use my imagination.

Have done the talking dirty thing, though.

I like to tell them what I'm going to do to them. And hear what they'll do to me.

Sure they can, norks, if they're side by side.

flumpy- me too! on and on he drones about doin it up the bum. NO NO BLOODY HELL NO! bottoms are for pooing out of and nothing else in my book, well mine anyway! like your dh i think he thinks one day i'll just give in or perhaps he's thinking he'll take me by surprise when i'm bending over putting saucepans away or something

DH likes 'conservative' dressing up - stockings, posh dress, riding boots. He's not into nappies, rubber suits etc. He'd go fucking nuts if I dressed up like Madame Pompadour though!

Madame 'de' Pompadour even.

Sorry i just started to read this thread now and couldnt get through all of it so i dont know if anyone has already covered this but I HATE giving my dh BJs, does anyone else dislike it? once it made me gag...makes me think i might be a lesbian! the taste is disgusttttttttting! but enjoy all other parts of sex with him! Obviously he LOVES it and gets disappointed when i make some excuse not to...