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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

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lou33 · 30/01/2007 21:05

shoe thing is common ime

kama · 30/01/2007 21:06

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kama · 30/01/2007 21:08

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hermykne · 30/01/2007 21:09

incognito now i know

IntergalacticWalrus · 30/01/2007 21:10

My elderly neighbour has Pampas grass

kittylette · 30/01/2007 21:13

smileyspeople my DF doesnt ask for shoes on but i like doing it with them on, i dont know why, maybe with 5' stilletos on my legs look slimmer, hehe

didisaythat · 30/01/2007 21:14

golden showers (me on him); sting his willy with stinging nettles (clearly worked for him); tell me he wanted to watch me being f by another man (while we were in bed). Urgh to all that.

drosophila · 30/01/2007 21:16

I asked a gay friend once if he had ever been unfaithful. 'Yes' replied. 'Did your partner ever find out?' I asked. 'Yes' he said. 'How did he feel about it? I asked.

'He was watching' came the reply.

God the stories he came out with after a couple of beers.

He used to do work out of the office and would often be late back. He would have picked guys up in book shops of all places.

He used to also give me tips about how to improve my performance.

Once a straight guy in the office announced he would never let a girl do a BJ in case she got toooo excited and ended up biting him. Oh how us girls and my gay mate rolled about laughing.

kittylette · 30/01/2007 21:18

stinging nettles??

i do get the pain = pleasure thing, but stinging nettles ??

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 21:22

Stinging nettles and pampa grass. I learn new things every day

didisaythat · 30/01/2007 21:22

apparently there is something in the stings that promotes - er - vigour and staying power? It's not just pain, more of a buzzing and tingling. Personally I'm sticking to the Rabbit, but it seemed to have the desired effect on him. Cheaper than Viagra too.

NotQuiteCockney · 30/01/2007 21:34

Shoe fetish very very common.

And as for the biting thing. A friend of mine, a long time ago, was giving a bloke a bj, when he decided for strange reasons to tickle her. Your jaws snap shut when you are tickled, it turns out.

He was fine, but it gave her a scare.

justadad · 30/01/2007 21:36

Never asked DW to do anything she has refused to do and vice versa. Having said that neither of us have any interest in furtively probing each other's Gary Glitter!

I do remember that the first time we ever did doggy style that she decided it would be amusing to bleat like a sheep. Sadly it was at exactly the wrong moment......

One thing though, I really love going down on her and yet she rarely acceeds to this as she finds it utterly distasteful ('scuse the pun) and can't believe that I could possibly derive any pleasure from it. Any of you lot also got such a feeling of revulsion with regards to you lady-bits?

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Caligula · 30/01/2007 21:39

Er... I'd have thought cunnilingus is a more or less essential part of foreplay tbh.

And plus it's a hugely time-effient way to orgasm. Three minutes flat if it's done competently.

Caligula · 30/01/2007 21:40

efficient, that should say

kittylette · 30/01/2007 21:40

i did when i was younger, i felt the same as your wife, that mp DP couldnt possibly enjoy it

but i learned that he does, and now i do too .. alot

but he gets it alot more than me, but thats down to me prefering doing it to him

kittylette · 30/01/2007 21:41
Envy
itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 21:42

justadad, I have a slight paranoia about it, I will admit. All I can think about is 'what if I smell ? What if there loo rolls bits left in there somewhere ? (in my defence DH once told me about a woman he slept with and came face to face with bits of bog roll stuck in her flange)

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 21:43

It is odd, because I have been at the business end of a cunnilingus session and I noticed no such horrors

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 21:44

I love giving blow jobs.

I really, really do.

In fact, I'd sometimes rather give a blowjob than have sex.

It's a power trip.

kittylette · 30/01/2007 21:47

ditto, i can get anything with a BJ

he gave me £100 the other night for one!

yes im a whore ... for him

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 21:47

I don't have any qualms about the bloke reciprocating .

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 21:49

Boak, NDP!

I did have one bloke who was rather . . . orally fixated.

But I just went w/the flow and it was a rather liberating experience.

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 21:49

neither do i

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