What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

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Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

It wasnt said.

But when i was 17 a boyfriend went down on ne only at it for a few minutes till he raised hea head and threw up on me saying "he kept thinjing he was licking a vag where wee comes out of and it was off putting"

I was clean but my god did thay put me of orally for years.

I was told last night after dtd "You're a good ride" (but it was a joke and we both burst out laughing)

I really wasnt expecting that all at, you were alot better than i thought!

He started singing "Why Does it Always Rain on Me" in accurately mournful tone. I genuinely think it was just a song that was stuck in his head but it was bad in the context!

It may have been completely unconscious but I thought "you cheeky fucker, I should be singing that - you were shit!"

"Was that the first time you've done that...?"

It wasn't...

My ex, who I was with for 8 years, said thank you after. Every. Single. Time. For 8 years.

A while later after he'd gone a bit of weird:

'You made me feel really crap about myself'

"I wanted to cum on your face". Charming

In my young and wild years I had unprotected sex with a one night stand .. Next morning, I said "that was stupid of us, I've never done that before" and he replied with "i don't care, me, I've probably already got hiv"....cue months of stress till I could have a test. Never did that again!

That I reminded him of his sister

"You have a lovely cunt."

'Thank you Fiona.'

His ex was Fiona.

Sorry about the phone ringing it's probably my wife

From my beloved husband: 'what do you do that's so special
despite all your experience?'

"Oh shit. The condom's come off..."

Was going quite well up until that point!

And no I didn't know he had a wife!

Theweebabyseamus did we go out with the same guy? My ex said that every time too :-(

Lol greengreenleaf what did you do when he said that?

2nds Did yours also pat you on the head after a blow job saying "That was good, thank you"?

my god did thay put me of orally for years.

wonderingsoul has been possessed by the ghost of Stanley Unwin!

What's wrong with saying: I needed that?

I say that to a husband after an occasional short dry spell

Cant remember any bad comments after sex. I remember a guy not even getting off the bed or walking me to the door/ taxi/whatever. He just laid in bed as couldn't be arsed and I felt so cheap having to organise my own way home.

"To be honest I only did it to get back at "

What a twat.

My ex when we were young (he was 20) used to say "kaching!" after sex. As in "kaching, I got laid!".

I thought it was funny then (I was 16), but now I just cringe :p

You'll need to leave before my dad gets here. I'm getting married today,

Lucky woman

Although anther guy I slept with over two weekends later told me he had got married on the Wed between, so .....

"I've got AIDS", to 14 year old (virgin) me after he'd just forced himself on me.