What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

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Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

During sex with a man id fancied for ages "You remind me so much of my ex.......yeah.....I fucking hate that bitch" Thanks

And whilst having a post shag cuddle- (staring intently at my section scar) "so thats where they cut the baby out?......urgh that is gross, was your fanny too tight or something? My ex popped three out no problem!" lucky her!

Needless to say I never saw him again.

'You'll never be half the woman my ex is'.

Perhaps he meant to say that his ex was severely obese?

during 'can I cum on your tits?' I said yes, if he would clean it off with his tongue.

'can you shave next time?' apparently hairy muffs turned him off.

Told him to fuck off and get out my house.

According to his mates I was 'a good shag' though

BabooshkaKate....roles reversed Id be bloody upset if a man told me to get out of bed and pay for a cab at 3am! Particularly if we have just been intimate and it wasnt made clear that I couldnt stay before I agreed to go to theirs.

Im afraid I would have refused and stay on the sofa until transport started running.

Mazzle did his name begin with K?

What are views on being called a bitch during sex?

No Redisthenewblack. Damn, there's two of them!

"You're beautiful in the dark!"

My DH said this to me a few months ago

Thank you for the sex (in a 'baby' voice) and offered his hand to shake......Bleurgh

nowwhat depends on the context?

My ex used to tell me he loved me everytime as he came. Not so bad in itself, but at that moment I aint looking for love, I'm looking to get off, in which I never did.

"I haven't got a problem, you know".

After being unable to get it up and then PE the next time.

Dp said once although not right after sex the next morning you're a great fuck lol charming 😂😂😂 still love him

Morning sfter a ONS "Don't get pregnant"
Fucker.

Much to my shame (not really ), i said during. ..ok im done, you can go now' he was so bad i faked cumming so i could make him leave! Needless to say we never spoke again 😅

' you have been tested right ?'...my xh who went on to give me serious disease having unprotected sex with all and sundry !!!

It wasn't after but during, our kitten jumped on the bed and I started talking to him pretending to be the cat 😂. No idea why. We couldn't carry on after as we were both laughing too much. still funny now

We sometimes also shake hands and say 'good game' after.

Both with same DP of 6 years.