What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

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Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

"You can't tell you've had kids, I was worried what it would be like to sleep with a woman who'd given birth"
Or something along those lines, meant as some sort of warped compliment, and to top it off but still so many WTFs. And to top that off another guy said it a few months later.

Are these guys dickheads before you sleep with them, or does something happen to their personalities after they've had sex.
Or do they think it's funny.

Genuinely wondering how the dickhead vibes aren't there before you sleep with them, I mean if they are so awful before sex surely no one would sleep with them.

In my single days, I went on holiday to Greece with a couple of girlfriends.

We rented a room above a kebab shop and had lots of fun banter with the guys who worked there.

One night, I had sex with one of them in his apartment. I'd fancied him since I met him and was well chuffed with myself.

After the deed was done, I was ready to fall asleep in his arms...

He jumped out of bed, flicked the main light on and off and said "Disco, disco, time to go now!".

He and his mates took the piss of me for the remainder of the holiday.

Immediately after: can you wipe yourself straight away, I don't like there to be any mess on my sheets.

Way to make someone feel comfortable! I wonder now if he had mild OCD with a few of the other things he said and did. I felt pretty rejected at the time.

He started crying and told me all about his girlfriends abortion.

Not right after, but a little later when I dumped him he asked 'Is it because I am shit in bed?'
He was.

Nothing weird after, but during...

my ex used to whisper 'you're mine' repeatedly.

He was an EA dick.

During: "So deep within you, I'm so so deep within you" Wtf? Just shut the fuck up - he was about a centimetre inside! Another guy during: "I'm going to ride you like a little pony". Once afterwards: "Eeh, I feel champion now"

'You've got a better body than Helen (his ex). She's got bigger tits but they're really saggy. You've got firmer tits and better legs and bum.She's not much interested in sex any more.'

We were together two years after that and split up because he couldn't get over 'Helen'. I should have listened to that small voice in my head that was telling me right at the start he was comparing me to her. The number of tims I heard about her in the next two years. It's very hard to have high self-esteem when you are compared constantly against someone who he is critical of in every way and he can't get over her.

I think it was himself he was trying to convince, not me. I just didn't want to hear any of it but like an idiot I stayed

There was the bloke who asked, during "is that nice?" - nothing wrong with that really except when we were out to dinner later on with his sister and he asked her the exact same question in the exact same tone of voice about her food. I think I blushed puce though, of course, nobody else was aware, not even him.

Mazzle he wasn't from a small village in the NE and thought he looked like one of Pamela Anderson exs was he??

During: "I'm gonna cum, where do you want it?"
Before: "I'll warn you now, I'm a screamer." (He wasn't exaggerating! )

Howya Mum lol

"If I ever get you pregnant, I'll pay for the abortion."

Er, thanks.

"You f*ck like a porn star"

Umm.. Ok

I think I'm the worst I once fell asleep mid blowjob on DH. To be fair, I think it was the first sexual thing we'd done since our twins were born and they were still very small and not sleeping through the night.

He literally shook me awake

Oh actually, I remember a boyfriend telling me off afterwards because I was too loud. It was the first (and only) time he ever made me orgasm. It gave me such a complex thy even now I find it very hard to let myself go and properly enjoy myself.

"wow . . . sex is depressing"

"what are you, size 14?"

"That was amazing . . . I've always had problems with premature ejaculation before now"

All different men.

Then there was the guy who liked talking dirty but used the words penis and vagina. Ewwwww.

And the guy who put me off speaking during sex, ever, when I said his name and he stopped and said 'What?"

Haha votey that reminds me I once had: "how much do you weigh?" Awful. Awful!

Wow that is so much cum. In a prideful way. And the next time: wow there is usually less cum next time. And the next time: just as much cum.

Jesus Christ?! I thought a man in his 30s would have had enough sex to know this.

Redisthenewblack, yes go village on NE! He did have a thing for Pamela .

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First time dtd with now DH, no foreplay equalled no lubrication and he was struggling to get it in. "Silly hole, either you're too small or I'm too big" er, no mate, you've just gone from 0-60 in 5 seconds and my body hasn't caught up. Was not the best first time with someone. It got much much better after that though, thankfully.

A shocked and upset chap after I insisted that he can't stay the night and needs to GO: "but I only went home with you so that I'd have somewhere to stay!"

No, dear reader, he was not homeless. Just tight and didn't want to pay for a cab at 3am.