What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

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Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

Hahaha, oh the memories. The guy from Derby who said "thank you" very formally,every time we had sex. I quite expected him to shake hands too.
The guy who said during foreplay " if you weren't so fat you wouldn't have those stretch marks"!
The guy who went abroad with work, came back and made passionate love with me then said "l think I might have picked up worms"!
Who said romance was dead. What was I thinking!!!

I'm sorry, what's your name?

We're getting married tho.

Just remembered another one. The guy while asked if I wanted to see his Alice in Wonderland poster, got out of bed, and proudly unrolled it to show me! WTF!

My exdh went for a shit once half way through and got cross with me for not wanting to carry on when he got back.

To be frank I hadn't wanted to do it in the first place so the crapping episode was a useful get out clause.

Twat.

"Oh god Lisa, oh fuck, don't stop, I'm coming Lisa" over and over. Sounds nice? Probably would be if that was my name.

Another guy - your fucking frigid. That's your problem. (He couldn't get it up)

I'm gonna piss in your mouth, all over your tits and in your cunt.

After a one night stand on holiday

"Your mind is like a wild horse, Hopelessly. If you train it well, it will run for miles. If you don't train it, it will jump around knocking over fences and houses"

Not after sex but after I passionately kisses him.... Few months later down the line: "I can't get married with a girl who stuck her tongue in my mouth"
Then one week later he offers me to meet up and says he enjoyed how I used to kiss him.
He hadn't had a chance even to touch me after those words.

'Mmm. That was quite nice'

"You've got the sort of body which looks much better clothed".

You can't bend wire that shape. Referring to my body. I was 22 and 8 stone. Wanker.

He started talking about Star Trek (or Star Wars, one of them), whilst we were still naked. Like, talking me through plot lines and everything. What the fuck do you say to that?

Blind date - "Jim said you were a 7 out of 10 but I'd say more like an 8."

And - "Are you regretting sleeping with me on the first date because you think I won't respect you?"

Eh, no - I'm regretting sleeping with you because you are a dick.

"How much do you weigh?"

These are so sad, aren't they. We're all trying to make it funny or get angry, but really, this thread is a list of wounds that inflict misery.

"You're beautiful in the dark!"

"that's my ex-girlfriend at the door. She says she's pregnant"

Oh there is lots of Alan partridge in my sex life and 'going to sleep mode' from South Park.

People have said lots of nasty stuff to me generally but not ever after sex.

Hey Lanaor, words only have to power to wound if you let them. You are in control of your emotions, so if you choose to be upset (by someone who is trying to upset you) then that's entirely up to you.
That's the reason why if your mate called you a "daft cow" you'd probably not be upset, but if the woman behind the counter in your bank did the same you'd probably feel insulted. The words are the same, it's the reaction you chose to them that differs.

Resilience16 what a load of bollocks. If someone says something hurtful it is not your fault if you are hurt by it. Way to put all the responsibility on the victim.

No, the reason for the difference is the perceived intention behind what is said.

"Here's some money for a taxi."

You have misunderstood me Minty.I didn't say fault. I said you can choose to be hurt by it, or you can choose not to.Sticks and stones and all that...

Said during sex "This isn't a great idea because I think you are on your period. Give me a wank instead".

The previous evening we had sex and he warned me he wouldn't last more than a few seconds. His prediction was right.

Worst sex ever.

Resilience - kind of crap though that isn't it? If someone says something hurtful to hurt you it is appropriate to feel hurt and to let that guide your future interactions with that person.

But delusional if you ask me, always thought it was. Worst piece of advise to give kids...

'You'll never be half the woman my ex is'.

Cunt.