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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

OP posts:
suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 20:56

sexkitty ..6! I admire your stamina girl!
you should get some toys soon, you need some ME time immediately..get to that bubble bath now girl and get your fingers to good use..

xxx

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:02

I think I need a bath now!

Rosylily · 02/01/2007 21:25

My first husband went right off me in pregnancy, then as soon as I'd had the baby he was all interested again and I was resentful and felt like telling him to bog off.
My dh now isn't as fussy luckily!

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:30

Rosylily, what you mean is that dh appreciates you so much more than exh does.

Rosylily · 02/01/2007 21:33

I don't know, he keeps his eyes closed alot

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:34

That's to keep his image of you pure and untainted by your wantoness.

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:36

Suzycreamcheese - It was nice talking to you today. I can tell you're new here as you weren't groaning and rolling your eyes when I posted.

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 21:43

hd pleasure is all mine
enjoy your bath..

pregnant, i loved demanding dp do it there and then and his face when they said it was good natural enducement method as baby was late..
a picture, my poor lucky lucky man!

and true, very soothing beautiful thing to do in pregnancy, when you feel like it, just have to be flexible, christ, he got me into this state he will damn well pleasure me as and when i so do please..

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:48

suzy, you don't mince your words do you?

CAT me if you do ever wish to talk off board. Now that DOES sound like a sleazy line.

Pann · 02/01/2007 21:57

jeez. Get a room. A very LARGE room, the lot of you!!

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:58

Awwww Pann, feeling left out, mate?

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 21:58

no, guess I dont tend to mince them! gobbing off, am famous for that..
just want to have laugh and chat, HD and hope not offending anyone,
dont know who or what cat is not very techie, dp is IT here..aint asking him! he's got his orders..

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/01/2007 21:59

Well - it is a sleazy line.

Hello my lovely pann

divastrop · 02/01/2007 21:59

i didnt think it was that sort of site

glassofwine-i meant in my personal experience sex is only good with somebody you are in love with.i did a fair bit of research in order to reach that conclusion

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 21:59

See? That's why I tend to keep quiet. Foot in mouth syndrome.

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 21:59

wheres the deepthroat gone? that could've been an ace name..

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 22:05

it was I suspect, for fear of getting a lashing from all you ladies that he suggested it i guess, he's been warning me he dont feel free posting on these subjects...
HD - its just someone elses opinion, not the law
admit it could look sleazy but i defend your right to look sleazy..

Pann · 02/01/2007 22:05

Hi V. Relapse I'm afraid. Back in bed (though not gettin' any!). Will be offski tomorrow from work and down the quacks.

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 22:06

No worries. I'll just keep schtum and watch you lot go at it, as it were.

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 22:10

well me too am offski also

why never answer my questions mrpann? dont care about your quacking ducks or alpine holiday its probably to do with your deepthroat

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/01/2007 22:48

Pann tends not to do innuendo suzy, IME, that's all

HD - say what you like my lovely - its not whats said on here that has been a problem, has it?

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 22:53

Pann has the right idea. My mouth and trouble seem to go hand in hand.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/01/2007 23:00

Well.............

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 23:02
Smile
Papillon · 03/01/2007 08:22

Suzy do you know who deepthroat really was??? A name that has more than sexual innuendo attached!

I think I need to post another song or perhaps concert, while you wait for HD to not tell you anything I mean how you can not want more Juliette dramatic storytelling.

Vvvqv - i don't need the full moon as an excuse - which you may well be aware of

Pann hope you have woken up feeling Crisp rather than Burnt

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