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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

OP posts:
Pann · 03/01/2007 08:45

hi paps! How are you??

Woke feeling pretty limp and wet lettucey. Ill since Boxing Day. Not good. About to leap out of bed and head off to physicians!

Coming over your way again soon, this time to Chatel, south of L. Geneva, for purposes of skiing. CAN'T WAIT!!!!

HappyDaddy · 03/01/2007 09:14

Pann, ooooh you jammy bugger. The skiing I mean.

Papillon, either it's too early or you're too cryptic...

Papillon · 03/01/2007 10:12

see that's what happens when you withhold valuable evidence HD... people like me, get all crytic and build conspiracy stories I cannae not help it... being very imaginative!

Pann - leaping out of bed sound promising but wet lettuce not. If you have a sore throat, boil a chopped onion for 2 minutes then gargle the water with a dash of oil Everyone loves it when I tell them that one! Have a great time skiing... there is snow on our local hill this morning I saw while out. Me and kids are off to NZ next week for 2 months I CAN`T WAIT EITHER

Papillon · 03/01/2007 10:18

oh and, Pann do come tell us what the doctor said so we can all give you further sound MN advice

lazyanna · 03/01/2007 10:38

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fullmoonfiend · 03/01/2007 11:41

Snotty hugs from me Pann

Pann · 03/01/2007 12:14

Aw, thank you all.

Apparently I have a respiratory tract infection ( a cackling chest), along with a sinus infection...have 500mg Amoxicillin ABs for one week, and been signed off for a week. >

So, propped up in bed, heating on, book (Adam Bede), radio...and laptop. Possibly excess mning coming up....

hope all else are feeling fluffy.

suzycreamcheese · 03/01/2007 12:53

papillon - think i do, answered on other 'sex' thread before seeing this, good film too..

lazyanna - you are just missing out big time thats all..you're choice though...

Papillon · 03/01/2007 12:54

ooooh my dd has a respiratory tract infection - sinus - ear infection. The doctor told me to boil a chopped onion and place it in a muslim cloth next to the ear. It worked for the ear infection, but returned last weekend. She says her ear is sore today too. See that echinacea, propolis, and vitamin C is good for infections.

Think I will take her to the homeopathic chemist this arvo.

Enjoy your book I am reading "The Songlines" Bruce Chatwin atm

suzycreamcheese · 03/01/2007 12:58

papillon - er, do you think you are on wrong thread, or is it advice to deep sore throat?
did you see my answer on other one?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 03/01/2007 13:00

OH bugger pann. That sucks. Looks like I may be joining you myself....various pumps of inhalers this morning and chest is getting cracklier by the hour.

Get plenty of rest, chill out, try and get a friend to come round and look after you for a few hours (make you soup etc)

suzycreamcheese · 03/01/2007 13:01

sorry you are all now off message..

suzycreamcheese · 03/01/2007 13:05

and i may tell you had a brilliant night last night..was thinking of y'all - NOT!!

Papillon · 03/01/2007 13:10

well i dreamt of my doctor Suzy...

you posted on another sex thread... are you a nympho or something girlie...

will move along now

Pann · 03/01/2007 13:10

Wow paps...ear infection thing.......hope she gets fixed soon? And how come the trip to NZ???

V! It's all simply horrid. Are you coming down with similar??? There is an awful lot of it about! Have been warned about consequences of max. strength ABs - do funny things to your 'movements'. Apparently.

Will be nice to doze in bed, before collecting dd from school and having tea, with more colouring in. We are doing a big mosaic colouring in, to be shipped to mum's when finished.

Pann · 03/01/2007 13:12

Paps - three or four sex threads going in past few days, and none of them have enquired into MNs favourite topic (apart from cliques) - anal sex! Any thread of any sauciness always arrives at this point at some time......

Papillon · 03/01/2007 13:12

also,

suzy you may be aware Pann has a large fan club here... one of the lone males wandering amongst the mass of female cliente that MN accrues - so we "share" him

god I crack myself up sometimes

Pann · 03/01/2007 13:14

Just coughed and spluttered up a load more!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 03/01/2007 13:15

ROFL! Paps!

I'll survive, I'm sure Pann .

Unfortunately, a day in bed for me would never happen, because I would still have my two running me ragged. I would, in fact, have more rest by spending a day at work.....

Suzy, there are lots of threads on sex banding about here, surely thats more than enough for you?

Papillon · 03/01/2007 13:15

glad to help

Here is the side door

fullmoonfiend · 03/01/2007 13:17

Pann's ....man >

fullmoonfiend · 03/01/2007 13:18

missed out the word 'a' before man...

NotQuiteCockney · 03/01/2007 13:19

I keep seeing this title, and thinking "well, if it was very bad sex, you might not notice you were having it" ... am pretty sure that's not what the OP means ...

Pann · 03/01/2007 13:23

Keep forgetting we are on a sex thread, NQC!

ok. Bad sex.
Hmm.
ok.
As a male,

am just grateful!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 03/01/2007 13:24

Liar!

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