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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

OP posts:
suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 16:31

kittyinwaiting..am sorry had no idea, must be big frustration to you both and lots of other things on top too to deal with...dont mean to go on and on.. sexkittyinwaiting hope you dont have to wait too long..

lazyanna..are you just too lazy or what is the problem? if i may ask of course ...

kittyinwaiting · 02/01/2007 16:33

Oh Suzy, please feel free to talk about your fab sex life as long as you want!

Blandmum · 02/01/2007 16:34

Havent read the whole thread, so appols if someone has done this gag before.

'how do you know when you partner is selfish over sex?'

When he wanks and asked 'How was it for you dear?'

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 16:36

happydad! just saw it; the website referred to was the one down below literally, clit lit you could say!

bit nutty, yes but good laugh and fun too!
er, did you make the call and make missus happydad have a happyday by using your er..imagination ...happydad?

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 16:39

oh ssexkitty...are you sure? try and stop me then; its sort of fab and quite active right here right now and just interested in others two not always been like this and enjoying it really..

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 16:47

do you guys think we should have sex club, like book club, have an insight into others private lifes or do i have to go for a namechange and seek out other types of internet chat sites ..

kittyinwaiting · 02/01/2007 16:53

I think a club sounds fab. I might learn a thing or two, or three. Yeah and perhaps I should change my name to sexkittyinwaiting or is that too much ??
You know I used to be dead confident as far as sex goes. Then being with dp and umpteen kids later, I've sort of lost the plot really.
Suzy, how did you get yours back on track.? I almost can't believe I will ever have a decent sex life again.

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 17:03

in my case, alot of feasts or famines, w/ dp was good straight off and i was well bowled over and its best ever at the moment and having a feast, and i have more of dirty mind than him which i think he really likes!

lots of me and him time before baby came late on (37 me) so we really knew each other...and its only the three of us.

the illness must be the worst part i think toughest all round to deal with but sex is more than intercourse its comfort, security too..doesnt have to be all action swinging from lampshades (not my fav position at all)

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 17:06

and yes, i would love to see that namechange! what do you think they make of suzycreamcheese

Papillon · 02/01/2007 17:20

The luckymojo site HD thats the one suzy means! I am sure I am right!

Suzy he is not on there, after his 20 minute exploratory exercise he is writing his own webpage

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 17:33

yes, you're right papillon (nice name, great book / film)
and have bookmarked it myself!

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 17:42

I'm saying nothing. For a bit, anyway.

Now...that website...

Blu · 02/01/2007 17:43

HappyDaddy - the only contribution I am gping to make to this thread is to beg you to break your silence.

You know you want to...

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 17:47

Blu, i have no silence to break.

That website was far too technical for me, I think I'll stick to playing it by ear. Well not ear, exactly but you know what i mean.

Furball · 02/01/2007 17:55

Playing it by ear - isn't that aural sex?

CatherineEarnshaw · 02/01/2007 17:59

fnarr fnarr

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 18:05

Sorry? Can't hear you very well, I'm busy breathing through my ears.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/01/2007 18:08

Break his silence?

Are we talking about the same HappyDaddy?

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 18:11

VVVQV, yes i was a little surprised at that comment too!

HappyDaddy · 02/01/2007 18:22

Regarding the OP, if you're able to post on here at the same time then you ARE having bad sex!

sexkittyinwaiting · 02/01/2007 18:25

Here I am with new hopeful name

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 18:29

proud of you sexkitty..
happydaddy, know the rules to break them...liked the idea of the sex wizards, thought shame not there now!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/01/2007 18:33

Come on Blu - silence over what?

Papillon · 02/01/2007 18:43

watch this while you wait

Sticky Honey

suzycreamcheese · 02/01/2007 18:47

doesn't cut the mustard gave in half way..what are we waiting for anyhow?