Do you know if you're having bad sex?

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Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

what about pretend sex? lol.

what about self sex? or hands too full at the moment..

if only they were too full.

come on misdee, standards!

I love spontaneous, spur of the moment sex. Usually I'm interrupted by a distant shout of "Daddy, daddy, daddy".

standards? HD, i dont have standards!

What about phone sex, misdee? You can go hands free, if busy! lol

i wonder if the baby monitors are two way.....

happydaddy now your thinking! but still think you could do both dont you?

I'm sure the inventors of baby monitors abused the system.

Could do both what?

whats this about baby monitors (never had one) do they vibrate? did i miss a trick!

I havent done phone sex in ages. Now, what's DWs work number.

both - pleasuring oneself and phone sex of course

well baby monitors are free so wont use money on phone sex lol.

actuallyl maybe i should actually get people to call me for phone sex.

Ahhh of course Suzy, doing both goes without saying, doesnt it?

probably just wants to eat lunch a baguette or something at the moment maybe..go to it man daradaa and be a really laid back happydaddy...

misdee i have thought of that..and some internet stuff but only thinking i think..
happydaddy..yes it does, are you dialling yet and are you a man or a boy?

Knowing my luck she'll put me on speakerphone!

ah, then play to the audience speak to the gods, young man and embrace your enrapt audience, breath deeply perform from the soul and give them something they will remember & envy all their miserable long days..

oh, er, bit carried away there, time to have my shower me thinks, and that could or could not be euphenism ..

Erm, no i don't think I'll perform to a crowd of busy workers thanks.

hee hee I found it

The Clitoris during intercourse

thanks again mrsbadger

Papillon, how did you find the clitoris?

as in my own?

!!

I think I always knew it was there...

must get myself one of those 'amulets'

I have read this all the way through and have to say that you are one DIVERSE group of people

I adore sex and am lucky enought to have a fab bf who really knows what he is doing, and has the equipment to do the job well (ahem)

Before him though, my ex husband was like a black and decker (and not in a good way) and I used to cringe away, even though I have a strong libido.

Completely agree with the comments on orgasm being a choice, makes complete sense to me