First date: "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck"

[Abundatia]

I went on a first date with a guy I met at a friend's dinner party. We went to the park to just sit and chat. After a while I felt hungry and suggested we grab a bite to eat. He said: "I'm not into wasting money on overpriced food or places where they charge £4 for just a bowl of chips. So I hope McDonalds is OK with you."

I told him McDonalds is not OK with me. Shortly afterwards he said: "Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

And they say romance is dead. :(

No wonder he's single

He's such a catch. Why are you not falling at his feet and worshipping the ground he stands on? :o

Aww you lucky lady.

So when are you seeing him again?

So did you?

(just kidding )

Next time I hear a poster saying "You meet all sorts of weirdos doing OLD, why not just meet people in real life, the old fashioned way" I'm going to point them to this post!

Sorry you had such a crappy experience though.

Ha ha ha!

Direct. Saves you any headspace wondering whether he was right for you (I'm guessing not or you'd be too "busy" to post).

did you take him up on his generous offer?

he sounds like such a catch however is he single

i hope you ran

Have you set a date for the wedding yet? He's a keeper!

Wow. Was the dinner party a set-up by your mutual friend? I wonder why he's single .

Oh dear lord, that is vile.

Who is this prince among men? Sounds like such a catch.

The English language in all its beauty, eh OP? I bet you were bowled over by that piece of poetry, you lucky, lucky thing you.

for him and and for you

Wow, he's a real catch. It's a mystery why he was ever single.

Tell,is how you reacted!
Did you laugh, slap, swoon?
I hope that the dinner party wasn't a lets get these two single guys together' set up.

The cheapness would put me off far more than the crude proposition!

So, what happened next, did you just walk off?

One of the many grim factors is that this guy supposedly is wealthy yet he was so terrified of a £4 bowl of chips. What made him think I'd even expect him to pay. Just ugh.....

Marry him IMMEDIATELY. Whadda catch!

Before the whole thing disintegrated I had asked him whether there was anything between him and my friend whose dinner party it was (I thought I'd noticed a spark there). He said, "well she's not ugly. I suppose I'd go out with her if the opportunity came up but I thought you were better looking and slimmer."

Just so awful. I kept thinking he was joking. But, no.

Ooh McDonalds and a free shag from a pervert! What a treat! I hope he was going to pay for the cheap fries in MaccyD's.

In your shoes OP, I'd be crying with laughter and holding a dinner party just to dine out on that story.

On a serious note though, what an absolutely vile person he sounds. Where on earth did he learn how to treat women?

Haha op you sound more offended at at McDonald's comment!

fabulous! I do hope you have repeated all of this back to your friend who hosted the dinner party!

Oh he "explained" that "most women" are too frivolous with money and are constantly eating out in nice restaurants and buying themselves clothes instead of building for the future. He said women have a "me me me" attitude. He will be single forever. Seriously. Ewwwwwww.

phwoarr, thats definitely given me a wide-on

Woah, you should've agreed to McDonals purely to get a milkshake to throw over him!