First date: "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck"

[Abundatia]

I went on a first date with a guy I met at a friend's dinner party. We went to the park to just sit and chat. After a while I felt hungry and suggested we grab a bite to eat. He said: "I'm not into wasting money on overpriced food or places where they charge £4 for just a bowl of chips. So I hope McDonalds is OK with you."

I told him McDonalds is not OK with me. Shortly afterwards he said: "Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

And they say romance is dead. :(

The problem with dating nowadays is that so many of the men are like the OP's "date" - sad, desperte, convinced of their own irrestability and full of shit

While so many of the women are like the MNers here - clever, funny and not desperate!

The best chat up line I heard was one a friend got. When she told him she'd have to decline his kind offer of a fuck as she is happily married, he offered to "put it in but not move it about, because then it wouldn't count." What girl could refuse that?

I have had this motto for many moon??"I deserve better than McDonalds"????It is my gift to you all

AP added all the. ???????