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First date: "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck"

128 replies

Abundatia · 14/09/2015 14:05

I went on a first date with a guy I met at a friend's dinner party. We went to the park to just sit and chat. After a while I felt hungry and suggested we grab a bite to eat. He said: "I'm not into wasting money on overpriced food or places where they charge £4 for just a bowl of chips. So I hope McDonalds is OK with you."

I told him McDonalds is not OK with me. Shortly afterwards he said: "Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

And they say romance is dead. :(

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Cabrinha · 14/09/2015 16:12

For the right man, with the right spark, in the right context, that line would have been fine for me Grin

But I can't abide men who are tight (careful yes) and certainly not men who make comments about what women are like Hmm

Qwertybynature · 14/09/2015 16:21

Now you are a lucky little lady. Free finance advise, sweet nothings whispered in your ear and the offer of being wined and dined. Some people are just never happy Wink.

I can't get over the fact that he has kids. Someone, somewhere has taken him up on his offer, the charmer.

HelenaDove · 14/09/2015 16:23

He sounds like an abuser in the making. Expects women to be slim and good looking but then moans about them being frivolous with money. It costs money to eat healthily and look good.

I would have said "If you prefer women to be slim why are you taking me for chips?

Another bloke who wants the moon on a stick with no effort made on his part.

A friend of mines ex was like this. Moaned about the price when she had her hair cut but openly ogled other women who had had full beauty treatments done.

ShebaShimmyShake · 14/09/2015 16:24

I'm laughing. Sorry.

LovelyFriend · 14/09/2015 16:25

For the right man, with the right spark, in the right context, that line would have been fine for me
Well yes, and I might even say the reverse to my special someone. Grin
Never on a first date though!!

Well at least not until after chips.

Drew64 · 14/09/2015 16:29

OMG, there really are some right c**ts out there. Sorry I rarely use that word but I feel in this instance appropriate.
You and your friend could think up some evil ways to get your own back though? Are you sure there is no room for a second date ;)

HermioneWeasley · 14/09/2015 16:31

Laughing at "wide on"

I like dirty talk in the right context but he sounds like a misogynist cock womble

VulcanWoman · 14/09/2015 16:34

Horrible.

ShebaShimmyShake · 14/09/2015 17:52

Oh my God. Now I really want you to turn up at his house in lingerie, a (fake) fur coat, with a rose between your teeth and a barbershop quartet behind you singing Love Me Tender, and declare yourself helpless against his seductive charm and begging him to father your children.

LIZS · 14/09/2015 17:54

Classy! I assume he is older than 16.

Bogeyface · 14/09/2015 17:58

FFS some men have no idea!

You dont suggest shagging until AFTER you have bought the young lady her chips! And then if she drops them mid shag (behind the bins natch), a gentleman would offer to buy her some more.

Chivalry truly is dead Hmm

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 14/09/2015 18:00

The reincarnation of Lord Byron. Silver tongued devil.

DriverSurpriseMe · 14/09/2015 18:02

Eurgh.

Glad you can laugh about it. I would actually feel quite disturbed if a man I barely knew spoke to me like that. I'd be relieved I was in a public place, put it that way.

MajesticWhine · 14/09/2015 18:17

What is really worrying is that he might have had some success with those lines in the past.

FayKorgasm · 14/09/2015 18:22

I can't wait to see if the wedding invitations end up on AIBU and you could have your reception in McDonald's.

Sallyhasleftthebuilding · 14/09/2015 18:27

I pictured OP running to the woods, knickers half way down!! You said No?? Wow ... beat thing ive read all day.

RainbowRoses · 14/09/2015 18:40

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JeremyCorbynsStylist · 14/09/2015 18:46

Laughing.

( sorry )

EngTech · 14/09/2015 18:47

And they say romance is dead !!!!! :) :)

TheDowagerCuntess · 14/09/2015 18:52

So ... did you talk to him at all at the dinner party?

Or did he morph from a pleasant Dr Jekyll into a rampaging Mr Hyde only on the date? I don't understand how someone with such odious views wouldn't have given anything at all away previously!

AskBasil · 14/09/2015 18:53

Blimey.

Move over Cyrano de Bergerac.

I'm sure he would have arranged for you to have extra ketchup.

As long as it was free of course.

AlisonWunderland · 14/09/2015 19:08

"Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

Ah, sonnet 143. One of Shakespeare's very best

Bexpboro · 14/09/2015 19:11

Eeeeeew! What a total douchbag!

Learningtoletgo · 14/09/2015 19:19

One day my prince will come ...

Shame this one really was a slimey toad.

Dick.

sapphirestars · 14/09/2015 19:29

Guys like this make me shudder and not in a good way! Blush sorry not a good line.

But seriously, someone send the man on a course on how to talk to women... if there is one ha. Think some men need it!