First date: "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck"

[Abundatia]

I went on a first date with a guy I met at a friend's dinner party. We went to the park to just sit and chat. After a while I felt hungry and suggested we grab a bite to eat. He said: "I'm not into wasting money on overpriced food or places where they charge £4 for just a bowl of chips. So I hope McDonalds is OK with you."

I told him McDonalds is not OK with me. Shortly afterwards he said: "Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

And they say romance is dead. :(

Sapphire

There are a few around :)

Hes a misogynistic knob who thinks all women are gold diggers. Its already too late.

Priceless!!

An ex of mine used the chat up line, 'if I buy you a pickled egg can I finger you in the alleyway.' !!!

Not even Richard Armitage and Tom Hiddleston could get away with that line. Romance first, sexy times after.

He sounds like a keeper. Are you sending out the invites soon

Someone had kids with this man???!

I have hit people for less. I really have. Ex husband would try to initiate sex by standing up and saying, " pants off!" Tried. I cannot stress the TRIED enough. God I can't believe these absolute fannybaws exist.

A "wide-on" ??? Pahahaha!!

Who needs Mr Darcy when you can have a McDonalds followed by a fuck in this prince among men's house?

Not even Richard Armitage and Tom Hiddleston could get away with that line.

Weelllll...

Rubbish, I'm not saying I wouldnt be tempted. I just dont know if I could shag a man who used such lines.

Please,please, please give me his number. He sounds just my type.

Have thought some more about this and would like to point out that he must have really liked the OP.

He didn't suggest fucking in a doorway, or behind a bush. He suggested going back to fuck at his house. He pulled out all the stops. I bet he might even have suggested doing it in the bed, instead of just on the kitchen table.

You missed your chance there, OP

He sounds like one of those people who is proud of being 'honest' and 'down to earth' and all the rest of it - which always translates into mean and rude.

I imagine he's good-looking though, given that both you and your mate initially found him attractive.

I bet he was terrified you were a gold digger whose sole aim was to get a free plate of chips out of him.

Tbh he's had a lucky escape from you and your chip-scrounging ways.

You need to see him again so we can get the full repertoire of his lines.

Years ago, I went on a first date with a man who said, "I like a variety of different cunts, but you can be my Monday girl."
Needless to say there wasn't a second date...

I agree with SwedishEdith. You must undertake this mission and report back to us chip grabbing lesser mortals, so that we can all know and understand how we can service a god like, economically savvy man. This message will self destruct.

Sounds like a player, and a prize prick.

This is called taking one for the team, as now your friend doesn't have to go out with him to realize what a knob he is. Think of it as a good deed.

How did the evening end, though OP? How did you not snigger at his attempt to talk you into bed?

Magenta How can you refuse the offer of being a Monday c*nt? At least you could save the best penises for all the better days of the week.