First date: "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck"

[Abundatia]

I went on a first date with a guy I met at a friend's dinner party. We went to the park to just sit and chat. After a while I felt hungry and suggested we grab a bite to eat. He said: "I'm not into wasting money on overpriced food or places where they charge £4 for just a bowl of chips. So I hope McDonalds is OK with you."

I told him McDonalds is not OK with me. Shortly afterwards he said: "Sod it. My kids are both out. Let's go back to my house and fuck. I want to feel your cnt around my cck."

And they say romance is dead. :(

I told my friend everything. We were CRYING with laughter. She actually doesn't know him that well and it turns out she'd invited him to the dinner mainly because she fancied him herself. She must have been pissed off initially when he asked me out (but she didn't say anything) but now obviously we both realise he is absolutely not a catch.

One of my first dates told me that when he was 11, his penis was SO HUGE (he emphasised this) they had to cut his foreskin just to ease the pressure. I think he thought I'd be impressed somehow??

Ah that's really sweet. Hope you've arranged a second date. Nice to hear there are still some true gents around. He could've been some loser who took you out for a romantic meal and sent you flowers!

He's really into you.
Tight fisted wankbadger.

This has ruined McDonalds for me - think of it as your good deed for the day

OH MY GOD

Omg Tired either we have dated the same bloke or that is a bonafide chat up line!

HA HA HA

What do you say?!

hahahahahahaha

who suggested a walk in the park as a first date? Sounds like he was determined not to spend any more money on lovely dinners and drinks when at the end of it, when he makes his offer- his date turns him down.

He's a silver tongued devil isn't he? Not:)

I'm blown away by the romance of it all. Makes me sorry I'm married!

Well at least you didn't waste your time spending months dating him only to find out he was a dick

I second theredlion - thank goodness he showed himself to be a thick, misogyistic, charmless twat on the first date! Lucky escape

*misogynistic (I'm not a thick twat, honest)

He really doesn't sound like dinner party material anyway. Did you notice if he used a knife and fork correctly? Because etiquette is certainly lacking there..........

Bet he thought he would go along for the crack and pick up a 'posh tart' Maybe 'posh tarts' go for that sort of thing.............

What a chop!

I think I'll pass actually. Then I abruptly left.

branleuse you owe my work a new keyboard I just nose-sprayed tea all over this one. Arf at 'wide-on'

Ooh, bay-beeee, send him over here!

I've got just what he wants....

But seriously though he sounds like a keeper. Congrats OP!

Smoooth.

Good point, pocketsaviour.

Abundatia I told my friend everything

So you told your friend he thought you better looking and slimmer!!!!^.

OMG what a tosser.