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Weird online dating men arrrgh!

379 replies

Zermbo · 02/06/2015 22:09

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

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SoleSource · 07/06/2015 18:26

Offred

www.gentlemen4hire.com/MI6286

PMSL

AccordingtoMe · 07/06/2015 18:27

He looks like he is doing something unmentionable to that poor dog in the pic

Twinklestein · 07/06/2015 18:27

I feel bad because he helps disabled children but oh Roger!

www.gentlemen4hire.com/RO9231

AccordingtoMe · 07/06/2015 18:27

£10 an hour..PMSL!

AccordingtoMe · 07/06/2015 18:28

OK Now my DD's are wondering why I am laughing so much

Twinklestein · 07/06/2015 18:28

So some men are pretending to be escorts to get sex right?

I think the money's going the wrong way.

Offred · 07/06/2015 18:29

Oh wow do you think roger is actually golferman?

Offred · 07/06/2015 18:30

BF is due in half an hour not sure he'll be happy at the state I'm in! Grin

SoleSource · 07/06/2015 18:30

That thread was hilarious!

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 18:30

The guy who said he is available right now due to his current circumstances. Oh but due to his current circumstances, can you pick him up as his jobcentre bus pass only runs at peak times Grin

Offred · 07/06/2015 18:33

www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA3780

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 18:33

At a push, he can get a Saturday off from collecting trolleys, only if he's not too spaced. Take him home to Mama!

www.gentlemen4hire.com/SZ3821

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 18:34

Have that greasy slick Italian washed and dressed and bring him to me!!

SoleSource · 07/06/2015 18:35

Somebody must hire these guys!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 07/06/2015 18:36

Offred, he looks like hes wearing a cheap 80's suit.

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 18:37

"I seem to have a 'no cocks' face"

Somebody posted on another thread about having a 'kind face' and apparently she didn't get sent any cock either.

Might we suppose then that some faces are more deserving of being sent a willy photograph? Perhaps some men are like, "Oi, you look like my horrible maths teacher; here have a penis!"

Offred · 07/06/2015 18:37

Oh gentlemen for hire how I have missed you! Grin

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 18:38

I'm saying nothing SS - Okay well..... I was lonely, needed company and a cuddle from a big old flabby big built man, I had some cash given to me for my birthday so I thought why not. Don't judge me.....

SoleSource · 07/06/2015 18:41

Thank God it's not just me handful Grin

knackered69 · 07/06/2015 18:42

OMG!!! The one that looks like he collects trollies? He looks like my oldest son!!

ALEX???!!!! I thought he was going round his mates to play dungeons and dragons!

Twinklestein · 07/06/2015 18:42

D'you think any of them can dance like Magic Mike?

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 07/06/2015 18:43

Knackered, got charging that boy rent.

knackered69 · 07/06/2015 18:44

Handful - really? Am intrigued! how was it?

SoleSource · 07/06/2015 18:44

Is he with his Dear Wife?

www.gentlemen4hire.com/JA9743

foxinsocks · 07/06/2015 18:45

The kind face post was on this thread - made me lololol

I met one of my closest friends on Twitter (both of us moaning about the trains). He said to me 'isn't twitter funny, you get so many people sending you pictures of their cocks or boobs'. I have been on Twitter for YONKS and never had so much as a hairy ball sent to me, let alone a full on penis!