Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

Tali - he can pay for his own bloody driving lessons now!

Lololol solesource

Has he not heard of cropping a photo?!

Too right he can for £90 an hour.

SS nocalls will be answered, I repeat, no calls will be answered until my DW is out!

Erm knackered you didn't believe me did you

"'isn't twitter funny, you get so many people sending you pictures of their cocks or boobs'"

On Twitter? What kind of people has he got in his following/followers list? I can't imagine Tom Hanks or the BBC football page sending out stuff like that.

Dad?

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at Dad - tell him to comb/cut his bloody hair!!

Handful - am sorry I have gullible numpty tattooed on my forehead

www.gentlemen4hire.com/JA1371 This one is hilarious. Why in the name of all that is holy would you sit astride a bar stool when you are only 5ft5 and your short little legs are dangling a foot from the floor?!

I don't think they're all offering sex on that gentlemen's website; some will probably just escort you down the Chinese restaurant for the evening if you fancy a bit of male company.

MadeMan, I did look through it after he told me!

Nothing like this ever happens to me!

handful

www.gentlemen4hire.com/JO4244 He looks young enough to be my son.

This joker has his kids on him!!

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Highchair Harry!

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This guy has been on a tv show.

handful. How odd!! Lmao

Extraordinary. You get paid £75 an hour but can't find someone to take a picture of you without your children in it!

I wonder where he tells his wife he's going between 7 and midnight!

"I wonder where he tells his wife he's going between 7 and midnight!"

Snooker club.

www.gentlemen4hire.com/TO135 I do smoke, if you dont wont me to that will cost £10/h more..........why??

Hold me back ladies, I've found 'the one' www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA2690

I am very at ease in the company of any people you wish me to meet when I escort you. I say this because I have met Nelson Mandela as well as the 2 South African Presidents since Mandela......whose names he can't remember

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I wish that the shirt in the third picture was just a little bit more revealing...!

He LOVES himself that one handful

His teeth are yellow!

Who is he holding in the last photo?

! I know one of you in real life, you told me the awful date story in a bar!

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Oh god... The spelling...