Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

Is it acceptable to register on POF when you dont want to date anyone (married and not looking to cheat FYI) you just want to Weirdo Spot?!

And how do I explain that to H? "Well you said I should get a hobby!" :o

Also is there an Osborne Guide to Weirdo Spotting like there is for wildlife and airplanes and suchlike? It would be very helpful if there was!

Or like the old I-Spy books. You could get points:

10 cock shots - score 50
Still married - score 30, extra 10 points for each child under 5
Request for sexual practise you have never heard of before - 75 points
Actual height 4 inches less than profile - 25 points
Profile picture taken x years ago - x points for each year difference

Ordinary nice bloke, you would be happy to meet again. 500 points!

Forget 'where's wally'...

I was telling my online-dating (adult) DD about this thread and she has sent me photographic evidence of how her uterus was solicited for minimum wage:

Omg!

I love the for get I daid anything.
Yeah like, bygones.

Or like the old I-Spy books. You could get points:

For finding men who've used fake photos of personal fitness trainers or models. I've spent many a fun hour using Google reverse image search to hunt the wankers

oh yes

fake photos - 20 points

They are a certain indicator that the profile owner is looking for phone sex, and have no intention of meeting up or are specifically seeking someone with extreme near-sight.,

Yeah, if you're going to post a fake photograph then at least edit the chatline phone number out of the picture.

I never got a cock picture on Pof, or a date. I seem to have a 'no cocks' face as my friend who lives half a mile away gets loads of cocks...

Don't waste your time registering on Pof for the giggles.... Have a look at gentlemen for hire instead... Absolute stitches...

Offred - I remember that thread, I was

I'm not usually into mocking people but that had me laughing so much at the gall of some of the men!

I know! Any moral objections thrust out of the window!

Sometimes the profiles are even better than the pictures... It's total gold... I had an obsession/addiction for a while that got so bad my BF got annoyed...

www.gentlemen4hire.com/AM5114 Feh feh feh feh 'orals'

Also - www.gentlemen4hire.com/TO9324 the last photo even beats him putting his wedding picture as the first pic!

Really I will stop now, but - www.gentlemen4hire.com/ER4395

"I can play any role you wish me to play as I believe women are flowers any man had to give their best for them."

Ok - one more...

www.gentlemen4hire.com/CA3546

offred this typo "I charge £80 per hour so weather it is a dinner date, a party, a wedding, a function or even just to meet for a friendly chat then give me a message"

I snorted!

Damn you Offred

www.gentlemen4hire.com/NA8837 do you think he had to add in the straight bit as he was getting requests from hot gay guys?

www.gentlemen4hire.com/MO2265 hubba hubba

*I'm 25 years old I'm Turkish I like sex.

I can make you happy*

PMSL

OMG I am going to have fun looking at that site, better make sure my DD's dont catch me out though

Handful the second one...EWWWWWW!

at the Turkish guy who likes sex - while mounting a giant dog it seems!!

Am not sure the dog is as keen on sex as he is tho!

According at least he's more realistic at £10 an hour!