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okay, so dh and I were having sex last night and .....

179 replies

abitweird · 03/11/2006 14:36

he said 'whatever you are doing please stop' (it wasn't anything weird!) so i asked him if it hurt and he said no that it was 'heaven' but I had to stop so i stopped and then he wanted me to do it again so i did and he kept telling me to stop and in the end I gave up. He just kept saying it was good but he couldnt handle it [confused emoticon]. I am now really confused, surely if something is good it is good and you want it to continue no? This is probably a really stupid question but it was bothering me. I am not a troll so no trip trapping! Nor am I some kind of journo!

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OP posts:
Dinosaur · 15/01/2007 22:08

Are you sure that "good and holy" is really appropriate for this, Sherlock???

SherlockLGJ · 15/01/2007 22:09

At innappropriate use of the word, Holy.

SherlockLGJ · 15/01/2007 22:10

X posts Dino.

or should that be

Dinosaur · 15/01/2007 22:10

GrinShockGrinShockGrinShock

bewilderbeast · 15/01/2007 22:39

Elves...PMSL

NotQuiteCockney · 15/01/2007 22:46

Pegging is definately about penisy sorts of things.

And yeah, there are some scary sized dildoes out there, I think all for anal play. I used to buy my army boots from a gay sex store, and remember trying them on next to a shopping trolley full of veiny plastic penii on steroids.

lou33 · 15/01/2007 23:04

i think anything less than a gay elephant would be unable to deal with what i have a pic of on my laptop !

theheadgirl · 15/01/2007 23:12

I LOVE mumsnet - this thread is f'ing fantastic! And you, NQC, are a learned kinda gal - penii indeed Its penises for those of us who went to a comprehensive.

NotAnOtter · 15/01/2007 23:16

off to google arse-elves

NotAnOtter · 15/01/2007 23:19

disappointing

theheadgirl · 15/01/2007 23:25

I think the arse-elves used to be one of the sixes when I was in brownies.....

controlfreaky2 · 15/01/2007 23:27

..... like you do of an evening.....
class thread indeed!

welliemum · 15/01/2007 23:34

Where's the [crying with laughter] emoticon??

My face hurts from silent laughing (have dd2 asleep on my lap)

StrangeTown · 16/01/2007 00:02

Flipped the thread and was a bit disappointed at first, but how wrong can you be?

Top tips and sex ed from NDP and NQC - brilliant.

NotQuiteCockney · 16/01/2007 08:28

lou, the ones in the shopping trolley were truly alarming. Bigger than my forearm, for sure - both in length and girth. There's no way one would have fit into a shopping basket instead.

lou33 · 16/01/2007 09:21

lol ikwym, i swear one of them was as big as my thigh round the base, the very thought makes my eyes water

NotQuiteCockney · 16/01/2007 10:16

Goodness. I hope your thighs are smaller than mine!

This shop wasn't even a specialist shop, just a normal gay store in the village (aka the gay ghetto) in Montreal. Lots of clothes, magazines, and sex toys. And army boots.

lou33 · 16/01/2007 10:47

lol i'm telling you it was a beast!

we went into an actual sex store for a nose about afterwards, and they had almost the same size in the gay section, as well as a blow up cowboy, which had the slogan "kick your spurs in my ass and ride me cowboy" on the box

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 21:22

pmsl at this thread

Katy44 · 02/02/2007 21:58

pmsl as well, but quietly!
Does anyone else think veiny - bleurgh?!
I know the real ones are, but if you're making them surely you remove any imperfections? Or have I really not got the idea?

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 22:01

dunno Katy, they all scare me so i keep well away! did discover a wonderful vegetable called a Dudhi, just right

Katy44 · 02/02/2007 22:03

Can I google that or will I get arrested?
They can't all scare you, some are really quite comical!

HappyDaddy · 02/02/2007 22:05

Filth.

EllieKwithabigbump · 02/02/2007 22:10

no, tesco sell them!
and yes, happydaddy, filth! did you really expect anything else we know why you picked on this thread title

HappyDaddy · 02/02/2007 22:20

Obviously I was interested in the inner psyche of the modern woman.