okay, so dh and I were having sex last night and .....

[abitweird]

he said 'whatever you are doing please stop' (it wasn't anything weird!) so i asked him if it hurt and he said no that it was 'heaven' but I had to stop so i stopped and then he wanted me to do it again so i did and he kept telling me to stop and in the end I gave up. He just kept saying it was good but he couldnt handle it [confused emoticon]. I am now really confused, surely if something is good it is good and you want it to continue no? This is probably a really stupid question but it was bothering me. I am not a troll so no trip trapping! Nor am I some kind of journo!

yours
namechanger

That's disappointing, a bit tame... but if you both liked it, that's great. Presumably he wanted you to stop and start so it could carry on as it were.

How many of you have now tried it out yet?

pmsl at elves

Ruddy hell, I know HC's comment about Kerry Katona and the sofa was good but how could

"What did you expect? Elves?"

not be quote of the week?

(thanks for bumping this cause I missed it)

Am crying with laughter...

As a new MNer I'm a impressed by how entertained (yet educated) one can be of a lunch break !
Fair play as we say in Cork !
Rxx

ROFL..what did you expect elves?

I'm a new MNer and have got to say reading past messages re this subject has had me in stitches....nearly wetting myself !! brightened up a boring day in the office.

God you girls are hilarious.

Twigg,NCQ,Naily and Expat should be doing stand up

Recipie for 'Rimming'

TAKE ONE TENSE BUTTHOLE

1 LARGE SEASONAL VEGETABLE

Um, ameli, rimming involves using your tongue to stimulate your partner's anus, darling, not a seasonal vegetable.

have been chuckling all day since reading this, especially the 'elves' comment!!

for some reason I think this deserves a bump

Class thread

I'm so glad you did as I missed this first time round! ROFL

you should have seen the size of some of the apparatus in the sex museum in prague

man i think i'd cry if someone came at me with something that size

i took a pic of the worst offenders

pmsl at all the depraved MNetters out there!

'rimming' indeed! Maybe I am middle class after all!

is rimming a middle class activity then?

who sir? me sir? no sir!

tee hee

So tell me, can pegging involve the use of fingers? Or is there another name for that ?

Oh dear, I am crying with laughter at "Elves"!

'Tis lucky that DH is not around, or I would have to explain...

How in the name of all that is good and Holy did I miss this first time around ???

pmsl
what was I doing to miss this?!